一位名人曾說過： A famous man one said:
我們創造了我們自己的惡魔 We create our own demons.
誰說的？這甚至是什麼意思？ Who said that? What does that even mean?
這不重要，我這麼說是因為他這麼說 Doesn't matter，I said it cause he said it.
所以現在他出名了 So now he was famous
而這基本上是由兩個著名的人說的 and that's basically get said by two well known guys.
我不，呃...我要重新開始 I don't，uh...I'm gonna start again.
讓我們從頭開始追蹤這件事 Let's track this from the beginning.
呦! 你們聽好了，這裡有一個故事 Yo listen up,here's a story
關於一個生活在藍色世界的小傢伙的故事 about a little guy that lives in a blue world
而且整日整夜他看到的一切都是藍色的 And all day and all night and everything he sees is just blue
像他自己裡外都是藍色的 like him inside and outside
藍色的房子，有一扇藍色的小窗戶 Blue his house with a blue little window
還有輛藍色雪佛蘭科爾維特超跑 and a blue Corvette
對他和他自己來說，一切都是藍色的 and everying is blue for him and his self
以及周圍的每個人 and everybody around
因為沒有人聽他說話 because he ain't got nobody to listen
伯爾尼瑞士
新年前夜
還有半小時就到新年了 Half hour till the ball drops.
嘿，你想不想...？託尼·斯塔克，演講太棒了，夥計！ Hey，do you want...? Tony Stark，great speech，man!
交給我我有演講過嗎? 講得怎樣? I got it. I gave a speech? How was it?
令人同情的 難理解的 Pitiful. Unintelligible.
真的嗎? Really?
這是我最喜歡的一種，一種獲勝的組合 It's my favorite kind，a winning combo.
我們去什麼地方？ Where are we going?
呃...去互相倫敦一炮，可能是在你的房間裡 Uh...to town on each other，probably back in your room.
因為我也想看看你的研究成果 Cause I also wanna see your research.
好的，你可以看看我的成果 Okay，you can see my research,
不過那件事...我不會帶你去顯示我的倫敦 but thats...I'm not gonna show you my town.
史塔克先生，我是何銀森 Mr. Stark，Ho Yinsen.
哦，我終於遇到一個姓何的人了 到這裡來 Oh，I finally met a man called Ho. Come here.
我想把你介紹給我們的客人，吳醫生 I would like to introduce you to our guest，Dr. Wu.
哦，這傢伙 這位是史塔克先生 Oh，this guy. Mr. Stark.
你好
你是心臟科醫生 You're a heart doctor.
她需要一位心臟病科醫師 She's going to need a cardiologist.
再見 也許下一次吧! Bye. Perhaps another time.
一切都源於1999年，瑞士，伯恩斯 It started in Berns，Switzerland，1999,
那段舊時光史塔克先生 the old days. Mr. Stark
我從未料到當時的舉動會招致如此後果 I never thought they'd come back to bite me.
他們為什麼要這麼做呢？ Why would they?
嘿，託尼！奧爾德里奇·基利安 Hey，Tony! Aldrich Killian.
我是你的作品的超級粉絲！ I'm a big fan of your work!
我的作品？誰不是呢？他指的是我 My work? Who isn't? He means me.
哦，當然 Well，of course.
但是，漢森小姐，我的組織從麻省理工學院的第二年起 But，Miss Hansen，my organization been tracking your research
就在跟蹤你的研究了 since year two of MIT.
是的，我們已經客滿了 Yeah，we're full.
哦，哇! 他做到了 他居然塞進來了 Oh，wow. He made it. He made the cut.
你要去幾樓，夥計？ What floor are you going to，pal?
哦，現在，這是一個恰當的問題 Oh，now，that is an appropriate question.
實際上，是一樓我有一個提議 The ground floor，actually. I've a proposal.
(此處為俚語 同有"底層"和"早期入股"之意)
我在用我自己的方式拼湊 I'm putting together with myself.
我個人集資辦了一個智囊機構叫做 It's a privately funded think tank called,
尖端創意科技 Advanced Idea Mechanics.
呃...她兩個都要 一張可以扔掉，一張不能打電話 Uh...she'll take both. One to throw away and one to not call.
尖端創意科技，或簡稱AIM 你明白了嗎？ Advanced Idea Mechanics，or AIM for short. Do you get it?
我看到了，因為它在你的T恤上 I see that，cause it's on your t-shirt.
女士們，跟著那隻胖頭魚 Ladies，follow the mullet.
謝謝，我會聯繫你的 Thank you，I'll call you.
一想到要和你一起工作，我就很興奮 真的嗎? I'm titillated by the notion of working with you. Yeah?
是啊，奶酪小丑 五分鐘後我們樓頂見 Yeah，cheese clown. I'll see you up on the roof in five minutes.
我已經硬得不行需要趕緊發射了 I'm just going to try to get my beef wet real quick.
好的 你知道我在說什麼嗎？ Okay. You know what I'm talkin' about?
我一會兒樓頂見你 I'll see you up there.
該死的我敢打賭你 Damn betcha.
拜託! 我還以為那只是個理論 Come on! I thought that was just a theory.
哦，曾經是 Well，it was.
如果我是對的，我們可以進入大腦中 If I'm right，we can access the area of the brain
負責修復的區域 that governs repair.
並對其進行化學重新編碼 And chemically recode it.
太不可思議了 That's incredible.
從本質上講，你是在駭入 Essentially you're hacking into
一個有機體的基因作業系統 一點兒沒錯 是的 the genetic operating system of an organism. Exactly. Yes.
你能不能...抱歉... Can you...Excuse...
什麼？你能不能別碰我的植物 What? Can you not touch my plant.
這不是...她不喜歡這樣 她更喜歡... It's not...she doesn't like it. She prefers...
她不樂意被人動 不被打擾 She's not like the others. Interference is better.
趕快 我們去臥室吧! Come on. Let's go in the bedroom.
別碰她的無花果 Leave her ficus alone.
因為...不，真的不要 Because...No，seriously don't.
所以你是從植物開始的？ So you're starting with plants?
就目前而言，是的 我稱之為終極生物 For now，yeah. I'm calling it Extremis.
哦，這是...什麼? Well，it's...What?
在人身上應用 Human application.
完全正確! 完全正確! 它能用於激活壞死組織 Exactly! Exactly. It's dentra-degree vitalization.
這是革命性的 It's revolutionary.
疾病預防 Disease prevention.
它可以改變世界 甚至肢體再生也是如此 It can change the world. Even limb regrowth.
你是我見過的最有天賦的女人 You're the most gifted woman I've ever met.
呃...在瑞士 Uh...in Switzerland.
嗯，這樣好多了 Mm，that's better.
你真可愛 哇，你看到了一些東西 You're sweet. Wow，you're seeing things.
你差點就買賬了，不是嗎？ You almost bought it，didn't you?
這就是我要說的，故障 This is what I'm talking about，the glitch.
你檢查過端粒算法了嗎? Have you checked the telomerized algorithm?
什麼? The what?
我們很好 趴下 We're good. Stay down.
你...你趴在我身上 我做到了 You're...you're right on me. I made it.
那是什麼？What was that?
那是什麼？這是我工作中的一個小故障... What was that? It's a glitch in my work...
聽著，她只是在說故障的發生 Look，she was just talking about glitches happening.
現在，一年即將到來 不是吧! Now Y2K. No.
新年快樂 新年快樂 Happy New Year. Happy New Year.
新年快樂 好的 明早見 晚安 Happy New Year. Alright，I'll see you in the mornin'. Good night.
你還好嗎？是的 You good? Yep.
我就在外面等你 I'll be right outside.
好的 Okay.
所以我為什麼要告訴你這些？ So why am I telling you this?
因為我剛剛創造了惡魔 Because I had just created demons,
而且我甚至沒意識到它 and I didn't even know it.
伯爾尼2,000年你知道我是誰
是的，那是美好的時光 然後我就一路向前 Yeah，those were the good times. Then I moved on.
在阿富汗的一個洞穴裡舉行了短暫的晚會後 After a brief soiree in an Afghan cave,
我告別了派對現場 I said goodbye to the party scene.
忘了在瑞士的那個晚上 Forgot that night in Switzerland.
現今馬利布加利福尼亞州
這些天我變了一個人 These days I'm a changed man,
第四十六次 Forty six.
史塔克工業公司研發部
我已今非昔比 我是哦...你知道我是誰 I'm different now. I'm well...you know who I am.
先生，拜託 我可以要求幾個小時來校準... Sir，please may I request just a few hours to calibrate...
不行 第四十八次 No. Forty-eight.
微型感應裝置注射完成 Micro-repeater implanting sequence complete.
如您所願，先生 As you wish，sir.
我還準備了一篇供您直接忽略用的安全細則 I've also prepared a safety briefing for you to entirely ignore.
我會的 好的，我們開始吧! Which I will. Right，let's do this.
小呆 嗨，小呆 Dummy. Hi，Dummy.
你頭上的帽子是怎麼戴的？這是你應得的 How did you get that cap on your head? You earned it.
嘿! 嘿! 你在角落裡做什麼？ Hey. Hey! What are you doing round in the corner?
你知道你做了什麼 我的墊子上有血跡，處理好它 You know what you did. Blood on my mat，handle it,
先生，請允許我提醒您 Sir，may I remind you
你已經將近72小時沒合眼了 that you've been awake for nearly seventy-two hours.
集中注意力，女士們 晚上好，歡迎來到產房 Focus up，ladies. Good evening，and welcome to the birthing suite.
我很高興地宣佈 I'm pleased to announce the imminent arrival
你那活蹦亂跳的，壞蛋，小弟弟即將降臨 of your bouncing，bad-ass，baby brother.
先給特寫並再縮放，打上日期時間 Start tight and go wide，stamp in time.
馬克42代推進式自動導航戰衣測試 Mark 42 autonomous prehensile propulsion suit test.
初始化程序 Initialize sequence.
賈維斯，來點音樂 Jarvis，drop my needle.
拉屎 Crap.
好的，我想我們能搞定了 發射所有部件 Alright，I think we got this. Send 'em all.
可能有點快，慢一點 慢一點僅僅一... Probably a little fast，slow it down. Slow it down just a...
一點點 little bit.
冷靜點，好嗎，賈維斯？ Cool it，will you，Jarvis?
來吧! 我不怕你 Come on. I ain't scared of you.
我是最棒的 I'm the best.
一如既往，先生，很高興看到你工作 As always，sir，a great pleasure watching you work.
我想72小時的午睡間隔時間並不算長 And I guess seventy-two hours isn't a long time between siesta's.
沒想到情況會變得更糟 Didn't think it could get any worse.
然後我不得不去打開電視 Then I had to go and turn on the TV.
他就是在那時發生的 That's when he happened.
有人說我是恐怖分子 Some people call me a terrorist,
我自認自己是位老師 I consider myself a teacher.
美國 America,
準備好上另一節課了 ready for another lesson.
1864年，在科羅拉多州的沙克里克 In 1864 in Sand Creek Colorado the U.S. Military waited
美軍一直等到友善的夏安族勇士們都去打獵 till the friendly Cheyenne braves all gone hunting,
等待著攻擊和屠殺他們留下的家人 waited to attack and slaughter their families left behind,
並索要了他們的土地 and claim their land.
39小時前阿里·薩勒姆空軍基地 Thirty-nine hours ago the Ali Al Salem Air Base
在科威特遭到襲擊 in Kuwait was attacked.
我...我...我幹的 I...I...I did that.
當然，這是一座古色古香的軍事教堂，裡面擠滿了妻子和孩子 A quaint military church filled with wives and children，of course.
士兵們在執行機動任務 The soldiers were out on maneuver,
勇士們都不在 the braves were away.
埃利斯總統 President Ellis,
你執意拒絕接受我的教誨，先生 you continue to resist my attempts to educate you，sir.
而現在，你又一次與其失之交臂 And now，you've missed me again.
你知道我是誰 You know who I am,
你不知道我在哪裡 you don't know where I am,
而且更無法預見我的到來 and you'll never see me coming.
現在信號似乎恢復了，讓我們來回顧一下一些恐怖... Now that we seem to be back，let's recap some of the frightening...
突發新聞
美國的廣播被劫持了 American Airwaves were hijacked.
國家進入高度戒備狀態 The nation remains on high alert.
所有對曼德林的緝捕行動俱告失敗 All attempts of finding Mandarin have so far proved unsuccessful.
內閣為應對本次恐怖襲擊 Central to my Administration's response to this terrorist event,
研發出最新的軍事資源 is a newly minted resource.
這位我所認識的詹姆斯·羅德上校 I know him as Colonel James Rhodes,
美國人民很快就會知道他是鐵血愛國者 the American people will soon know him as the Iron Patriot.
而埃利斯總統是如何回應的呢? And how is President Ellis responding?
他決意派遣這位曾被稱為戰爭機器的家伙 By taking the guy they call War Machine
並給他重新刷了漆 and giving him a paint job.
同一套戰衣，但漆成了紅色、白色和藍色。看那兒 Same suit，but painted red whit and blue. Look at That.
而且他們還將他重新命名為鋼鐵愛國者 And they also renamed him Iron Patriot.
你知道，僅僅以防油漆太微妙 You know，just in case the paint was too subtle.
它在市場調查的結果很好，對嗎？ It tested well with focus groups，alright?
我是鋼鐵愛國者 I am Iron Patriot.
聽著，"戰爭機器"有點太咄咄逼人了，好嗎？ Listen，"War Machine" was a little too aggressive，alright?
這傳遞了一個更好的信息 This sends a better message.
所以到底是怎麼一回事? So what's really goin' on?
和曼德林 With Mandarin.
說真的，我們能談談這傢伙嗎？ Seriously，can we talk about this guy?
這是機密資訊，託尼 It's classified information，Tony.
好的，已經發生了九起爆炸事件 Okay，there have been nine bombings.
九起 Nine.
公眾只知道三起 The public only knows about three.
事情是這樣的 Here's the thing,
沒有人能辨認出一臺裝置 nobody can ID a device.
沒有炸彈彈殼痕跡 There's no bomb casings.
你知道我能幫上忙的，儘管開口 You know I can help，just ask.
我有一大堆新技術，我有一件導航戰衣 I got a ton of new tech，I got a prehensile suit,
我有一個...我有一個新的拆彈裝置 I got a...I got a new bomb disposal.
能將爆炸控制在半空中 Catches explosions mid-air.
你上一次睡個好覺是什麼時候？ When's the last time you got a good night's sleep?
愛因斯坦一年才睡三小時 看看他幹了什麼? Einstein slept three hours a year. Look what he did?
人們都很關心你，託尼 People are concerned about you，Tony.
我很擔心你 I'm concerned about you.
你要這樣對我嗎？ You're gonna come at me like that?
不 不，聽著，我不是想當個獨... No. No，look，I'm not trying to be a dic...
裁者 tator.
您能在我的畫上簽個名嗎? Do you mind signing my drawing?
只要理查德不介意的話 If Richard doesn't mind.
你不介意吧，迪克？ You alright with this，Dick?
我沒問題 Fine with me.
你叫什麼名字? What is your name?
艾琳 Erin.
順便說一句，我喜歡你演的"聖誕故事" I loved you in A Christmas Story，by the way.
聽著，五角大樓已經陷入恐慌 Listen，the Pentagon is scared.
在紐約事件以後...外星人，拜託 After New York...aliens，come on.
他們需要看起來很堅強 They need to look strong.
阻止曼德林是首要任務，但那不是... Stopping the Mandarin is priority，but it's not...
不關超級英雄的事，我明白 It's superhero business，I get it.
不，坦率地說，這不是 這是美國人的事 No，it's not，quite frankly. It's American business.
這就是為什麼我說我...明白了 That's why I said I...got it.
你沒事吧? Are you okay?
我把蠟筆折斷了 I broke the crayon.
你還好嗎，史塔克先生？ Are you okay，Mr. Stark?
放輕鬆點，託尼... Take it easy. Tony...
您是怎麼從蟲洞裡逃出來的? How did you get out of the wormhole?
等一下! 託尼! Wait a minute! Tony!
他說了什麼? 託尼! What'd he say? Tony!
抱歉 我得查一下戰衣...來確保...好的 Sorry. Have to check on the suit...make sure...okay
檢查心臟，檢查...檢查...是大腦嗎？ Check the heart，check the...check the...is it the brain?
沒有心臟異常或腦活動異常的跡象 No sign of cardiac anomaly or unusual brain activity
好吧，那我被下毒了嗎? Okay，so I was poisoned?
我的診斷是你經歷了嚴重的焦慮發作 My diagnosis is that you've experienced a severe anxiety attack.
我? Me?
拜託，老兄 這可不是什麼好看的樣子，打開吧! Come on，man. This isn't a good look，open up.
抱歉，我得走了 Sorry，I gotta split.
徽章...徽章...徽章 Badge...badge...badge.
徽章，伙計們 Badge，guys.
我在廁所都放了備忘錄了，拜託 I put a memo in the toilet，come on.
託尼把它們放在地下室裡了 Tony has got them in his basement,
他們戴著派對帽 they're wearing party hats.
這是我們可以利用的一項資產 This is an asset that we can put to use.
所以，你是在建議我 So，you're suggesting
用機器人取代整個看門人？ that I replace the entire janitorial staff with robots?
我要說的是，人力資源中的人的因素 What I'm saying is that the human element of Human Resources
是我們最大的弱點 is our biggest point of vulnerability.
我們應該立即開始逐步淘汰它 We should start phasing it out immediately.
什麼? 抱歉，班比 What? Excuse me，Bambi
你剛才是這麼說的嗎？ Did you just say that?
保安 Security.
哈皮? 好的 Happy? OK.
好的，我很高興你現在是安全部門的頭兒了，好嗎？ Okay，I am thrilled that you're now the Head of Security，okay?
這是最適合你的職位 謝謝 It is the perfect position for you. Thank you.
然而 However
我確實很感激 I do appreciate it
自從你上任之後 Since you've taken the post
你不用謝我 You don't have to thank me.
我們的員工投訴率提高了三倍 We've had a rise in staff complaints of three hundred percent
謝謝 Thank you.
這不是恭維 That's not a compliment.
這不是恭維...? 這是一種讚美！ That's not a compli...? It is a compliment!
很明顯有人想隱瞞些什麼 我 Clearly somebody's trying to hide something. I
打擾一下 是的? Excuse me.Yes?
波茨小姐，你四點約的客人來了 謝謝 Miss Potts，your four o'clock is here. Thank you.
你和我核查過這個四點約客人了嗎? Did you clear this four o'clock with me?
哈皮，我們以後再談這件事 Happy，we'll talk about this later.
但現在我得去處理這件很煩人的事 But right now I have to go deal with this very annoying thing.
怎麼會這樣？How so?
我以前和他一起共事 I used to work with him,
而他總想約我出去 and he used to ask me out all the time.
所以有點小尷尬 So it's a little awkward.
我不喜歡聽你這麼說 I don't like the sound of that.
派珀 Pepper.
基里安? Killian?
你看起來很棒 你看起來真的很棒 You look great. You look really great.
天哪，你看起來...你看起來很棒 God，you look...you look great.
我...我...我不能... I...I...I can't...
你到底在做什麼? What on earth have you been doing?
沒什麼花俏的 Nothing fancy,
只是被理療師擺弄了五年 just five years in the hands of physical therapists.
還有請，叫我阿德里奇吧! And please，call me Aldrich.
呃...你應該拿到安全徽章的 Uh...you were supposed to be issued a security badge.
哈皮，沒事的 是嗎? Happy，it's okay.Yes?
我們很好 你確定? We're good. You sure?
是的 退下 好的 Yes. Stand down. Okay.
我就逗留，在這裡 好吧! 謝謝 I'm gonna linger，right here. Okay. Thank you.
很高興見到你，基里安 It's very nice to see you，Killian.
嘿，夥計 Hey，guy
聖誕快樂 Merry Christmas
在多年躲避總統對 After years dodging the president's ban
"不道德的生物技術研究"的禁令後 on "Immoral biotech research",
我的智囊團終於有所突破了 my think tank now has a little something in the pipeline.
這是一種我們喜歡稱之為終極生物的構想 It's an idea we like to call Extremis.
我要把你的燈關小一點 I'm gonna turn your lights down.
關於人類的大腦 Regard the human brain.
呃...等等 等一下，等一下 Uh...wait. Hold on，hold on.
那是...那是宇宙，我的錯 但如果我這麼做了... That's...that's the universe，my bad. But if I do that...
這才是大腦 That's the brain.
然而不可思議地模仿，你說呢？ Strangely mimetic though，wouldn't you say?
哇，太不可思議了! Wow，that's amazing!
謝謝，那是我的大腦 Thanks，it's mine.
什麼? What?
這是...妳在我的大腦內部 這是個... This...you're inside my head. It's a...
這是一個現場直播 It's a live feed.
站上來吧，我會證明給你看 Come on up，I'll prove it to you.
來吧! Come on.
現在，掐我的胳膊 我能接受 掐我一下 Now，pinch my arm. I can take it. Pinch me.
那是什麼? What is that?
這是初級的軀體感覺皮質 It's the primary somatosensory cortex.
這是大腦的疼痛中心 It's the brain's pain center.
但這才是我想給你看的 But this is what I wanted to show you.
現在，終極生物開發了我們的生物潛能 Now，Extremis harnesses our bioelectrical potential
然後它就會...在這裡 And it goes...here.
這基本上是一個空的槽 This is essentially an empty slot,
而這告訴我們，我們的大腦 and what this tells us is that our mind,
事實上我們的整個DNA our entire DNA in fact,
註定要被更新升級 is destined to be upgraded.
派珀·波茨改革史塔克企業格局
哈囉? Hello?
這是大額頭安保部嗎? Is this forehead of Security?
什麼? What?
你知道，聽著，我找到了一份真正的工作 你想要什麼？ You know，look，I got a real job. What do you want?
我正在工作，我這裡出了點事 I'm working，I got something going on here.
什麼？騷擾實習生？ What? Harassing interns?
讓我告訴你一件事 Let me tell you something,
你知道當我告訴人們 you know what happened when I told people
我是鋼鐵俠的保鏢? I was Iron Man's body guard?
他們會當著我的面嘲笑我 They would laugh in my face.
我不得不在我還有一絲尊嚴的時候離開 I had to leave while I still had a shred of dignity.
現在我有了真正的工作，我在照顧派珀 Now I got a real job，I'm watching Pepper.
到底怎麼回事？給我講講 What's going on? Fill me in.
真的嗎？是的 For real? Yeah.
好的，所以她在會見一個科學家 Alright，so she's meeting up with this scientist.
有錢人，英俊 好吧! Rich guy，handsome. Right.
我一開始沒認出他來，對吧？ I couldn't make his face at first，right?
你知道我很會認臉的 You know I'm good with faces.
哦，是的，是的 你是最棒的 Oh，Yeah，yeah. You're the best.
是的 哦，所以我查了他的證書 Yeah. Well，so I run his credentials,
才認出他阿德里奇·基里安 I make him Aldrich Killian.
其實我們以前見過他... We actually met the guy back in...
在1999年? 那個科學會議? where were we in '99? The science conference?
嗯...瑞士 Um...Switzerland.
對，對，確切地 Right，right，exactly.
基里安? 不，我不記得那家伙 Killian? No，I don't remember that guy.
你當然不記得 他又不是金髮大波妹 Of course you don't. He's not a blond with a big rack.
一開始還好，他們只是談生意 At first it was fine，they were talking business,
但現在就像變得很奇怪 but now it's like getting weird.
他正在向她展示他的大型大腦 He's showing her his big brain.
他的什麼? His what?
大型大腦，而且她很喜歡它 Big brain，and she likes it.
來，讓我給你看 等一下 看到了嗎? Here，let me show you. Hold on. See?
看到什麼? 看到你在偷窺他們嗎? Look at what? You watching them?
把螢幕翻轉，然後我們就可以開始了 Flip the screen and then we can get started.
我不是你這樣的技術天才 I'm not a tech genius like you.
僅僅...僅僅相信我，快下來吧! Just...just trust me，get down down here.
翻轉螢幕，然後我就能看到他們在做什麼了 Flip the screen，then I can see what they're doing.
我不會! 我不知道怎麼翻轉螢幕! I can't! I don't know how to flip the screen!
別再那樣對我說話了 Don't talk to me like that anymore.
你不是我的老板 You're not my boss.
好吧，我不為你工作 Alright，I don't work for you.
現在我不相信這傢伙了 Now I don't trust this guy.
他有另外一個人和他在一起，他很狡猾 He's got another guy with him，he's shifty.
放輕鬆點 真的嗎? Relax. Seriously?
我只想讓你確保周邊安全 I'm just asking you to secure the perimeter.
告訴他出去喝一杯什麼的? Tell him to go out for a drink or something?
你猜怎麼著？你應該 You know what? You should take more
對這裡發生的事情更感興趣 of an interest in what's going on here.
這個女人...這個女人是你生命中最美好的邂逅 This woman...this woman's the best thing that ever happened to you,
而你...你只是忽視了她 and you...you're just ignoring her.
一個巨大的大腦？ A giant brain?
是的，有一個巨大的大腦，還有個鬼祟之徒 Yeah，there's a giant brain，there's a shifty character.
我要跟蹤這個家伙 I'm gonna follow this guy.
我去查他的車牌，如果他來硬的，那就來吧! I'm gonna run his plates and if it gets rough，so be it.
我想念你，哈皮 I miss you，Happy.
是啊，我也想你 但是用以前那種方式想 Yeah，I miss you too. But the way it used to be.
現在你和"超級朋友"在一起 Now you're off with the "superfriends"
我再也不知道你到底怎麼了 I don't know what's going on with you anymore.
世界變得越來越奇怪了... The world's getting weird...
嘿，我...我得掛斷你了 Hey，I...I'd hate to cut you off.
你帶著你的泰瑟電擊槍嗎? 為什麼? Do you have your taser on you? Why?
我想人力資源部有個女孩 I think there's a gal in HR
想偷一些印表機墨水 who's trying to steal some printer ink,
你也許應該過去把她電擊一下 you should probably go over there and zap her.
是啊，很好 Yeah，nice.
想像一下如果你可以侵入 Imagine if you could hack into the hard drive
任何活著的有機體的硬碟並重組其DNA of any living organism and recode its DNA.
這將是不可思議的 It would be incredible.
不幸的是，在我耳裡這聽起來也是高度武器化的 Unfortunately，to my ears it also sounds highly weaponizable.
比如用在改造士兵，私人軍隊，而託尼不是... As in enhanced soldiers，private armies，and Tony is not...
託尼 託尼 Tony. Tony.
你知道，13年前我邀請託尼加入AIM You know，I invited Tony to join AIM thirteen years ago,
他拒絕了我 he turned me down.
但現在有種感覺告訴我 But something tells me now
掌權的是另一個天才 there is a new genius on the throne
她再也不用對託尼負責了 who doesn't have to answer to Tony anymore,
而且他的自尊心稍弱一些 and who has slightly less of an ego.
我的答案是不，阿德里奇 It's gonna be a no，Aldrich.
我已經盡可能幫你了 As much as I'd like to help you.
哦，我不能說我不失望 Well，I can't say that I'm not disappointed.
但就像我父親常說的那樣 But then as my father used to say,
"透過失敗的迷霧總能窺見勝利的光輝" 'Failure is the fog through which we glimpse triumph.'
那是非常有深度話 That's very deep.
而我不知道這是什麼意思 And I have no idea what it means.
哦，我也是 他是個白痴，我的老爸 Well，me neither. He was kind of an idiot，my old man.
我們一定會再見的，派珀 I'm sure I'll see you again，Pepper.
哈皮...Happy...
車備好了，如果你準備出發的話 The car is ready，if you're ready to go.
是的 我只是，嗯... Yes. I just um...
天哪，我忘了我的另一件事，所以我要... God，I forgot my other thing，so I'm just gonna...
聖誕快樂派珀
對不起，我來晚了 我在...怎麼回事...？那是什麼？ I'm sorry I'm late. I was...What the...? What is that?
你現在在房子裡穿著這個嗎？那是什麼，就像馬克15號嗎? You're wearing this in the house now? What is that，like Mark 15?
呃...是的 差不多是這樣 Uh...yeah. Something like that.
你知道每個人總得有個愛好 You know everybody needs a hobby.
哦，你非得在客廳裡穿著你的愛好嗎? Oh，and you have to wear your hobby in the living room?
新衣服要逐漸使之適合 Just breakin' it in.
你知道嗎，開始的時候褲襠那裡總是有點緊，所以 You know，it's always a little pinchy in the gooey bag at first，so.
哦，嘿，你看到你的聖誕禮物了嗎？ Oh hey，did you see your Christmas present?
是的，我看到了 我...我不知道 Yes，I did. I...I don't know
我怎麼會錯過那份聖誕禮物 how I could have missed that Christmas present.
那麼大能搬進門來嗎? Is it gonna fit through the door?
哦，實際上，呃...這是個好問題 Well actually，uh...it's a good question.
我有一隊人明天要來 I got a team of guys comin' tomorrow,
他們要炸掉那堵牆 好吧! they're gonna blow out that wall. Okay.
所以，呃...緊張嗎？今天好嗎？ So，uh...tense? Good day?
哦! 按摩一下肩膀吧，你這個調皮的小女孩 Ooh shoulders，a little naughty. Naughty girl.
我不想喋喋不休，但你喜歡那訂製的兔子嗎? I don't wanna harp on this，but did you like the custom rabbit?
我喜歡嗎? Did I like it?
搞定了，對吧? Nailed it，right?
我非常感謝你的想法 I appreciate the thought very much.
所以你為什麼不拿掉面罩給我一個吻呢? So why don't you lift up that face mask and give me a kiss?
哈! 是啊，該死的 不能這樣做 Huh. Yup，dammit. No can do.
你想僅僅在面罩的縫上... You wanna just kiss it on the...
親一下嗎? The facial slit?
哦，要不我去車庫 Well，why don't I run down to the garage
看看能不能找到撬棍把它撬開？ and see if I can't find a crowbar to shimmy that thing open?
鐵撬 是的 Crowbar. Yeah.
哦，可是車庫有一點...呃...輻射洩漏 Oh，except there's been a...uh...A radiation leak.
我要碰碰運氣 I'll take my chances.
那太危險了 That's risky.
至少讓我給你弄一套防護衣 At least let me get you like a Hazmat suit
或者蓋革計數器之類的東西 or a Geiger counter or something like that.
完蛋 Busted.
這是一個新水準的蹩腳 This is a new level of lame.
對不起 Sorry.
你已經不等我就吃了嗎？在約會之夜？ You ate without me，already? On date night?
他只是...你是說你？ He was just...You mean you?
哦，是的 我是說我們只是...只是招待你 Well，yeah. I mean we were just...just hosting you.
當我完成一些工作的時候 While I finished up a little work.
而是的，我很快就吃了一口 And yes，I had a quick bite.
我不知道你會不會回家 I didn't know if you were comin' home
或者你是不是在和阿德里奇·基里安喝酒 or if you were having drinks with Aldrich Killian.
什麼? What?
阿德里奇·基里安? 你在監視我嗎? Aldrich Killian? What are you checking up on me?
哈皮很擔心 Happy was concerned.
不，你在監視我 我沒有... No，you're spying on me. I wasn't...
我要去睡覺了 I'm going to bed.
等一等 拜託 佩普 Hold on. Come on. Pep.
嘿，我承認! 是我的錯 對不起 Hey，I admit it! My fault. Sorry.
我是一團滾燙的爛攤子 I'm a piping hot mess.
已經持續了一段時間了，我什麼都沒說 It's been going on for a while，I haven't said anything.
自從紐約事件以後一切都變了 Nothing's been the same since New York.
哦真的嗎? 我一點也沒注意到這一點 Oh really? Well，I didn't notice that，at all.
你經歷過了一些事情 You experience things
然後他們結束了，你仍然無法解釋他們 and then they're over and you still can't explain 'em.
神祇，外星人，其他空間 Gods，aliens，other dimensions.
我...我只是一個在鐵殼裡的人 I...I'm just a man in a can.
我沒有崩潰的唯一原因 The only reason I haven't cracked up
可能就是因為你搬來和我一起住 is probably because you moved in.
這太好了 我愛你，我很幸運 Which is great. I love you，I'm lucky.
但是，親愛的，我睡不著 But，honey，I can't sleep.
你上床睡覺，我下來這裡 You go to bed，I come down here.
我做我知道的事，我修修補補 I do what I know，I tinker.
但威脅迫在眉睫 But threat is imminent,
而我必須要保護我唯一不能失去的東西 and I have to protect the one thing that I can't live without.
那就是你 That's you.
我的盔甲，它們呃... My suits，they're uh...
機器而已 Machines.
但是它們是我的一部分 But they're part of me.
只是個消遣 A distraction.
也許吧! Maybe.
我要去洗個澡 I'm gonna take a shower.
好吧! Okay.
而你要和我一起去 And you're gonna join me.
更好了 Better.
託尼! 託尼! 託尼! 託尼... Tony!Tony!Tony!Tony...
關閉電源! Power down!
我一定是在睡夢中啟動它了 I must have called it in my sleep.
這是不應該發生的 That's not supposed to happen.
我會重新校準感測器的 I'll recalibrate the sensors.
我們能不能僅僅...僅僅讓我... Can we just...just let me...
僅僅讓我喘口氣，好嗎？ just let me catch my breath，okay?
別走，好嗎? 派珀? Don't go，alright? Pepper?
我要去樓下睡 你去修修補補吧! I'm going to sleep downstairs. Tinker with that.
你控制得住嗎? Can you regulate?
是的，我控制得住 Yes，I can regulate.
你確定嗎? Are you sure about that?
確定 Yes.
這是一批不錯的貨 It's a decent batch.
別說我從來沒有為你做過任何事 Don't say I never did nothin' for you.
謝謝 Thank you.
我的意思是理解 I mean for understanding.
對不起，伙計 I'm sorry，buddy.
你在做什麼，夥計？你自己出來的嗎? What are you doin'，buddy? You out by yourself?
一個小小的約會之夜？或許在看你最喜歡的女性電影？ A little date night? Watching your favorite chick flick maybe?
是啊，一部叫做"派對結束"的小電影 Yeah，a little movie called "The Party's Over",
主角是你和你嗑藥的女朋友 starring you and your junkie girlfriend,
而這是電影票 and here's the ticket.
沒開玩笑吧? 那不是你的東西 No kidding? That doesn't belong to you.
薩文! Savin!
救救我! 救救我! Help! Help me!
幸運餅乾的真相是 True story about fortune cookies.
它們看上去像來自中國 They look Chinese,
聽上去也像中國 they sound Chinese,
但它們實際上是美國人的發明 but they're actually an American invention.
這也是它們是空心的原因 Which is why they're hollow,
因為它們充滿謊言 full of lies,
並在嘴裡留下難聞的味道 and leave a bad taste in the mouth.
我的門徒剛剛毀掉了另一個廉價的美國仿冒品 My disciples just destroyed another cheap American knock-off,
中國劇院 The Chinese Theater.
總統先生，我知道這一定很令人沮喪 Mr. President，I know this must be getting frustrating,
但是這一季度的恐怖事件即將結束了 but this season of terror is drawing to a close.
別擔心，好戲還在後頭呢! And don't worry，the big one is coming;
你的畢業典禮要來了 your graduation.
別關電視行嗎? Mind leaving that on?
當然 Sure.
周日晚上的固定節目"唐頓莊園" Sunday night's PBS 'Downtown Abbey'.
那是他最喜歡看的節目，他覺得很優雅 That's his show，he thinks it's elegant.
還有一件事...確保每個人都佩戴上胸卡 One more thing...make sure everyone wears their badges.
他對這類事情很執著 He's a stickler for that sort of thing,
再說沒有胸卡我的人不會讓任何人進來 plus my guys won't let anyone in without them.
我們在等待託尼·史塔克的到來 We're awaiting the arrival of Tony Stark.
我們希望他會給我們一個回應... We're hoping he'll give us the reaction...
他對最近一次襲擊的回應 his reaction to the latest attack.
史塔克先生! 史塔克先生! Mr. Stark! Mr. Stark!
我們的消息來源告訴我們 Our sources are telling us that
這又是一次曼德林發動的襲擊事件 this is another Mandarin attack.
你還有什麼要告訴我們的嗎？ Anything else you can tell us?
嘿，史塔克先生! Hey，Mr. Stark!
什麼時候才會有人殺了這個家伙? When is somebody gonna kill this guy?
說說看 Just sayin'.
你就想聽這個嗎? Is that what you want?
這是我一直想送曼德林的 Here's a little holiday greeting
一個小小節日問候 I've been wanting to send to the Mandarin.
直到現在我剛剛才想好措辭 I just didn't know how to phrase it until now.
我叫託尼·史塔克而我不怕你 My name is Tony Stark and I'm not afraid of you.
我知道你是個懦夫 I know you're a coward,
所以我決定你就這麼死了，夥計 so I've decided that you just died，pal.
我會來收屍 I'm gonna come get the body.
這裡無關政治 There's no politics here;
這只是個老式的復仇戲碼 it's just good old-fashioned revenge.
無關五角大廈: There's no Pentagon;
只有你和我 it's just you and me.
而極小之可能性你是個男人 And on the off-chance you're a man,
這是我的家庭住址： here's my home address:
10880號，馬利布口岸，郵編90265 10880，Malibu Port，90265.
我的房門時刻大開 I'll leave the door unlocked.
這就是你想要的，對吧？ That's what you wanted，right?
把賬單寄給我 Bill me.
我已經把曼德林的資料整理好了，先生 I've compiled a Mandarin database for you，sir.
來源是神盾局，聯邦調查局 Drawn from S.H.I.E.L.D.，F.B.I.,
和中情局 偵聽處 and C.I.A. Intercepts.
啟動虛擬犯罪現場重建 Initiating virtual crime scene reconstruction.
好了，我們在這裡發現了什麼？ Okay，what do we got here?
他的名字源於一位古代中國的戰爭軍師 His name is an ancient Chinese war mantle,
意思是"皇帝的顧問" meaning "Adviser to the King".
南美的叛亂戰術 South American insurgency tactics,
說話像浸禮會的傳教士 talks like a Baptist preacher.
這裡有很多盛大的場面... There's lots of pageantry going on here...
不少好戲在上演 lots of theater.
關閉 Close.
爆炸產生的熱量超過了3,000攝氏度 The heat from the blast was in excess of 3,000 degrees Celsius.
任何12.5碼內的物體都會立即被蒸發 Any subjects within 12.5 yards were vaporized instantly.
在中國劇院方圓三英哩的範圍內 No bomb parts found in a three mile radius
沒有發現炸彈碎片 of the Chinese theater.
沒有，先生 No，sir.
告訴我，哈皮 Talk to me，Happy.
什麼時候炸彈不是炸彈呢? When is a bomb not a bomb?
有軍人受害者嗎？ Any military victims?
根據公共記錄沒有的，先生 Not according to public records，sir.
把熱源顯像圖再調出來 Bring up the thermogenic signatures again,
把三千度也算進去 factor in three thousand degrees.
甲骨文雲已經完成了分析 The oracle cloud has completed analysis.
連接衛星並 Accessing satellites and
現在將最近12個月的熱源產生繪製成圖 plotting the last twelve months of thermogenic occurrence now.
除去所有曼德林襲擊過的地方 Take away everywhere that there's been a Mandarin attack.
聖拉斐爾加利福尼亞正在計算熱能信號
不是這個 Nope.
斯普林菲爾德密蘇里正在計算熱能信號
玫瑰山田納西州正在計算熱能信號
那個 你確定那不是他的襲擊嗎? That. You sure that's not one of his?
這個早於任何一次已知的曼德林襲擊 It predates any known Mandarin attack.
這是一起自殺式炸彈襲擊 The incident was the use of a bomb to assist a suicide.
把它拿過來 Bring it around.
熱源信號十分相像 The heat signature is remarkably similar.
三千攝氏度 Three thousand degrees Celsius.
那是兩個軍人 That's two military guys.
你去過田納西州嗎，賈維斯? Ever been to Tennessee，Jarvis?
正在安排飛往田納西州的計劃 Creating a flight plan for Tennessee.
我們現在還有人能來訪嗎? Are we still at "Ding-dong"?
我們應該處於完全安全的封鎖狀態 We're supposed to be on total security lock down.
拜託，我威脅了一個恐怖分子 那是誰? Come on，I threatened a terrorist. Who is that?
我能做的就這麼多了，先生 There's only so much I can do，sir,
當你告訴全世界的媒體你的家庭住址時 when you give the world's press your home address.
就站在那裡，很好 Right there's fine.
你不是普通話，對吧？你是嗎? You're not the Mandarin，are you? Are you?
你不記得了 為什麼我一點都不驚訝呢？ You don't remember. Why am I not surprised?
別往心裡去 Don't take it personally,
我都不記得我早餐吃過什麼了 I don't remember what I had for breakfast.
不含谷蛋白的華夫餅，先生 Gluten-free waffles，sir.
沒錯 That's right.
好吧，聽著，我要和你單獨談談 Okay，look，I need to be alone with you.
別在這裡的地方，這是要緊事 Some place not here，it's urgent.
通常情況下，我不會拒絕這種事的 Normally，I'd go for that sort of thing,
但是現在我有一段堅定不移的感情 but now I'm in a committed relationship.
這是...和她在一起 It's...with her.
託尼，有客人嗎? Tony，is somebody there?
是的，是瑪雅·漢森 Yeah，it's Maya Hansen.
我以前認識的植物學家老朋友，幾乎不認識 Old botanist pal that I used to know，barely.
別告訴我有個12歲的孩子 Please don't tell me that there is a twelve year-old kid
在我從未謀面的車裡等我 waiting in the car that I've never met.
他13歲了 He's thirteen.
而不是的，我需要你的幫助 And no，I need your help.
什麼...為了什麼？為什麼是這時候? What...what for? Why now?
因為我讀了報紙，而且 Because I read the papers，and,
坦率地說，我認為你撐不過這周了 frankly，I don't think you'll last the week.
我會沒事的 I'll be fine.
對不起 隨著哈皮在醫院裡 I'm sorry. With Happy in the hospital,
我不知道我們會有客人來 I didn't know we were expecting guests.
不是客人 We weren't.
不，我...No，I...
以前的女朋友！ And old girlfriends!
她不算是 She's not really.
不，不算是 這只是一夜情 No，not really. It...it was just one night.
沒錯 Yep.
你就是這麼做的，不是嗎？是啊! That's how you did it，isn't it? Yep.
那是一個很美好的一晚 It was a great night.
哦，你知道... Well，you know...
你為自己省下了一個痛苦的世界 什麼? You have saved yourself a world of pain. What?
我很確定 請相信我 I'm sure. Trust me.
我們要出城去了 We're going out of town.
好的，我們已經討論過了 不可以 Okay，we've been through this. Nope.
可以! Yep!
這個男人說不可以 The man says no.
馬上就走而且沒得商量! 親愛的... Immediately and indefinitely! Honey...
好主意 我們走吧! 我會... Great idea. Let's go. I'll...
對不起 這是個糟透了的主意 I'm sorry. That's a terrible idea.
請不要碰她的包包 Please don't touch her bags.
託尼，這就是正常人都會這麼做 Tony，this is how normal people behave.
在外面我沒法保護你 我挑戰了... I can't protect you out there. I challenged...
這...這正常嗎? Is...is that normal?
是的，這很正常！ Yes，this is normal!
遺憾的是，這...是非常正常的 Sadly，that...is very normal.
那是一隻大兔子，別大驚小怪的! It's a big bunny，relax about it!
冷靜點! Calm down!
我給你買了這個 I got this for you.
我知道這一點 I'm aware of that.
你甚至還沒告訴我你喜歡它呢！ You still haven't even told me that you liked it!
我不喜歡它! I don't like it!
我問過你三次...你不喜歡它? I asked you three...You don't like it?
託尼，我們要離開家了 Tony，we are leaving the house.
這甚至不是討論的問題 That's not even up for discussion.
夥計們，我們能不能嗯... Guys，can we um...
什麼? What?
我們需要擔心這個嗎? Do we need to worry about that?
保護到你了 I got you.
是我先保護你的 I got you first.
就像我說的，我們不能待在這裡了 Like I said，we can't stay here.
快走! 我就在你後面! Move! I'm right behind!
去救她，我會想辦法出去 Get her，I'm gonna find a way around.
別停下來! 救她，到外面去！去! Stop stopping! Get her，get outside! Go!
哦，我的天啊! 託尼! Oh my God. Tony!
先生，波茨小姐已經安全離開建築物了 Sir，Miss Potts is clear of the structure.
賈維斯，我的飛行能量呢? Jarvis，where's my flight power?
正在處理中，先生 這只是一件原型機 Working on it，sir. This is a prototype.
離線
解決一架 That's one.
先生，這套盔甲還還沒做好戰鬥準備 Sir，the suit is not combat-ready.
KXKB洛杉磯新聞
離線強行手動系統故障
那是第二架 That's two.
系統故障
託尼! Tony!
先生，先做一下深呼吸 Sir，take a deep breath.
飛行能量已恢復 Flight power restored.
先生 先生! Sir. Sir!
好了，關掉警報 我已經知道了 Alright，kill the alarm. I got it.
這是電力降至 That's the emergency alert
5%以下時觸發的緊急警報 triggered by the power dropping below five percent.
這是在下雪，對吧？我們在哪，在州的北部? It's snowing，right? Where are we，upstate?
我們在田納西州玫瑰崗外五英哩處 We're five miles outside of Rose Hills，Tennessee.
為什麼? 賈維斯! 不是我的主意！ Why? Jarvis! Not my idea!
我們為什麼會到這裡? 這是千里之外的地方！ What are we doing here? This is thousands of miles away!
我要去找派珀，我要... I gotta get Pepper，I gotta...
我準備了一份飛行計劃 這裡是目的地 I prepared a flight plan. This was the location.
誰問你了？把盔甲打開 Who asked you? Open the suit.
我...我想我可能出故障了，先生 I...I think I may be malfunctioning，sir.
彈射打開 Open eject.
這才變得輕快! That's brisk!
也許我會舒服地躺回去一會兒 Maybe I'll just cozy back up for a bit.
我覺得我現在要睡了，先生 I actually think I need to sleep now，sir.
賈維斯 Jarvis.
賈維斯? Jarvis?
別丟下我，夥計 Don't leave me，buddy.
德士古商店
史塔克安全伺服器: Stark Secure Server:
現在正在轉接到所有已知的接收器 Now transferring to all known receivers.
派珀，是我 我有很多抱歉要說 Pepper，it's me. I've got a lot of apologies to make
而時間有限 所以首先 and not a lot of time. So first off,
我很抱歉把你置於危險的境地 I'm so sorry I put you in harm's way.
那是自私和愚蠢的，這種事不會再發生了 That was selfish and stupid and it won't happen again.
還有，現在是聖誕節，那兔子太大了 Also，it's Christmas time，the rabbit's too big.
就這樣 對不起 Done. I'm sorry.
而且預先我很抱歉，因為...我現在還不能回家 And I'm sorry in advance because...I can't come home yet.
我要找到那家伙 你要注意安全 I need to find this guy. You gotta stay safe.
我知道的大概就是這些 That's all I know.
我剛從一個印第安木人身上偷了一件斗篷 I just stole a poncho from a wooden Indian.
讓我們讓你舒服點 Let's get you comfy.
你現在開心了吧? You happy now?
站住! 不許動 Freeze! Don't move.
被你抓住了 You got me.
土豆槍不錯 Nice potato gun.
就是槍管有點長 Barrel's a little long.
又長又粗的話，會減少它的攻擊力 Between that and the wide gauge，it's gonna diminish your FPS
而現在你也沒彈藥了 And now you're out of ammo.
你胸口上那個東西是什麼? What's that thing on your chest?
這是一塊電磁鐵 你應該知道的 It's a electromagnet. You should know,
你這裡有一整盒呢! you've got a box of them right here.
它是什麼提供動力的? What does it power?
哦，我的天啊! Oh my God!
那個...那是...That...that's...
那是鋼鐵俠嗎? Is that Iron Man?
嚴格來說，我才是 Technically，I am.
嚴格來說，你已經死了 Technically，you're dead.
曼德林襲擊史塔克傳言已死
一個有根據的觀點 A valid point.
他出什麼事了？ What happened to him?
生活太艱辛 Life.
我創造了他，我照顧他 I built him，I take care of him.
我會修好他 I'll fix him.
像機械師那樣嗎? Like a mechanic?
是的 Yeah.
噢! 如果我要造鋼鐵俠和戰爭機器的話... Oh. If I was building Iron Man and War Machine...
現在叫鋼鐵愛國者了 It's Iron Patriot now.
那可酷多了！ That's way cooler!
不，不是的 No，it's not.
不管怎樣，我會加上嗯...那個反向... Anyways，I would have added in um...the retro...
反向反射器的鏡板嗎? Retroreflective panels?
讓他進入隱形模式 To make him stealth mode.
你想要隱形模式嗎? You want a stealth mode?
很酷，對吧？Cool，right?
這實際上是個好主意 也許我會造一個 That's actually a good idea. Maybe I'll build one.
這不是個好主意！你在幹什麼? Not a good idea! What are you doing?
你要打斷他的手指？ You're gonna break his finger?
他很痛苦，他受傷了 離他遠點 He's in pain，he's been injured. Leave him alone.
對不起 Sorry.
是嗎? Are you?
別擔心，我會修好它的 Don't worry about it，I'll fix it.
所以，呃，誰在家？ So，uh，who's home?
哦，我媽媽已經出去吃飯了 Well，my mom already left for the diner
而我爸爸去711買刮刮樂了 and dad went to 7-Eleven to get scratchers.
我猜他中獎了，因為那是六年前的事了 I guess he won,'cause that was six years ago.
嗯! 發生這種情況時，爸爸們就會離開 Mm. Which happens，dads leave.
沒必要對此表現得那麼娘娘腔 No need to be a pussy about it.
這是我需要的：一臺筆記本電腦 Here's what I need: a laptop,
一個電子手錶，一臺手機，還有你那 a digital watch，a cell phone，the pneumatic actuator
反坦克火箭筒的氣動螺旋管 from your bazooka over there,
一份小鎮地圖，一把來福槍 a map of town，a big spring,
還有一份金槍魚三明治 and a tuna fish sandwich.
這對我有什麼好處? What's in it for me?
救贖 他叫什麼名字? Salvation. What's his name?
誰? Who?
在學校裡欺負你的小孩他叫什麼名字? The kid that bullies you at school，what's his name?
你怎麼知道的? How'd you know that?
我剛好有你需要的東西 I got just the thing.
這是小孩玩的彩罐 我開玩笑的 This is a pinata for a cricket. I'm kidding,
(供兒童節日或生日時打碎獲得驚喜用的彩罐)
這是個非常強大的武器 別對著自己的臉 it's a very powerful weapon. Point it away from your face,
按下上面的按鈕 它能嚇跑欺負你的人 press the button on top. It discourages bullying.
非致命武器，只是用來脫身 Non-lethal，just to cover one's ass.
成交嗎? 成交嗎? 你怎麼說? Deal? Deal? What'd you say?
成交了 Deal.
成交? Deal?
你叫什麼名字? What's you're name?
哈里 而你是... Harley. And you're...
機械師 託尼 The mechanic. Tony.
你知道我腦子裡一直在想什麼嗎？我的三明治在哪呢? You know what keeps going through my head? Where's my sandwich?
史塔克安全伺服器:身份驗證成功 Stark Secure Server: recognition scan verified.
派珀，是我 Pepper，it's me.
我有很多道歉要做，但時間不多了 I've got a lot of apologies to make and not a lot of time.
所以首先，我很抱歉把你置於危險的境地 So first off，I'm so sorry I put you in harm's way.
這是自私和愚蠢的，這種事不會再發生了 That was selfish and stupid and it won't happen again.
你今晚來家裡幹什麼? Why were you at the house tonight?
你有什麼很重要的事要跟託尼說嗎? What was so important that you had to speak to Tony?
我想我的老闆是在為曼德林工作 I think that my boss is working for the Mandarin.
所以如果你還想繼續談這件事的話 So if you still want to talk about it,
我建議找個安全一點的地方 I suggest that we get ourselves someplace safe.
你覺得你的闆是為曼德林工作嗎? Your boss works for the Mandarin，you think?
但託尼說你是植物學家，所以... But Tony says you're a botanist，so...
果不其然 我實際上是 That figures. What I actually am is
一名生物DNA編碼員，管理著一個 a biological DNA coder running a team of forty
來自私人資助智庫的40人團隊 out of a privately-funded think tank,
但你當然可以說我是個植物學家 but sure you can call me a botanist.
你的這個老闆，他叫什麼名字？ This boss of yours，does he have a name?
是的，阿德里奇·基里安 Yeah，Aldrich Killian.
哦，我們把房子炸掉了，先生... Well，we took the house down，sir...
但是沒有發現屍體 But there's no sign of a body.
我明白了 沒找到史塔克 I see. No Stark.
我必須走了 I have to go.
大師要開始錄像了而他有點... The Master is about to record and he's a little...
哦，你知道他是什麼樣的人 Well，you know how he gets.
今晚記得執行約定並完事了打電話給我 Keep your appointment tonight and call me when it's done.
好了各位 不要說話也不要眼神交流 Alright everybody. No talking and no eye contact,
除非你想在臉上挨一槍 unless you wanna get shot in the face.
報告情況 Report in.
房屋安全 The house is clear.
大師進來了 The Master is traveling.
那麼，我們還在等什麼呢？ Well then，what are we waiting for?
三明治不錯，來福槍有點生銹了 The sandwich was fair，the spring was a little rusty,
剩下的材料，我就湊合著用吧! the rest of the materials，I'll make do.
順便說一下，當你說你妹妹有一塊手錶的時候 By the way，when you said your sister had a watch,
可能我的期望值有點過高了 I was kinda hoping for something a little more than that.
她才六歲！不管怎麼說，這是限量版 She's six! Anyway，it's limited edition.
我們什麼時候能談談紐約的事? When can we talk about New York?
也許永遠不會，放心吧! Maybe never，relax about it.
那麼復仇者聯盟呢，你能談談他們嗎？ What about The Avengers，can you talk about them?
我不知道，晚點再說 嘿，孩子，給我一點空間 I don't know，later. Hey kid，give me a little space.
這裡的官方故事是什麼？發生了什麼？ What's the official story here? What happened?
我猜這個叫查德·戴維斯的人 I guess this guy named Chad Davis,
曾經住在附近，在軍隊裡獲得了很多勛章 used to live roundabouts，won a bunch of medals in the army.
有一天，人們說他瘋了並且做了一個 One day，folks said he went crazy and made,
你知道的，一枚炸彈 然後他就在這裡引爆了自己 you know，a bomb. Then he blew himself up right here.
死了六個人，對吧？ Six people died，right?
是的 Yeah.
包括查德·戴維斯嗎? Including Chad Davis?
是的 Yeah.
是的 那也太沒道理了 Yeah. That doesn't make sense.
想想看 六個人死了，只有五個陰影 Think about it. Six dead，only five shadows.
是啊，人們說這些陰影是 Yeah，people said these shadows are
就像靈魂上了天堂的印記 like the mark of souls gone to Heaven.
除了那個持炸彈的傢伙，他下了地獄 Except the bomb guy，he went to Hell on account of
因為他沒有得到陰影 這就是為什麼只有五個 he didn't get a shadow. That's why there's only five.
你相信那個嗎？ Do you buy that?
大家都是這麼說的 That's what everyone says.
你知道這個彈坑讓我想起什麼嗎? You know what this crater reminds me of?
不知道 我不...我不在乎 No idea. I'm not...I don't care.
那個巨大的蟲洞，在呃...在紐約 That giant wormhole，in um...in New York.
這讓你想起了嗎？ Does it remind you?
你這是想套話 我不想談這件事 That's manipulative. I don't want to talk about it.
他們會回來嗎? 那些外星人? Are they coming back? The aliens?
也許吧! 你能閉嘴嗎? Maybe. Can you stop?
還記得我跟你說過 Remember when I told you,
我有焦慮症嗎? that I have an anxiety issue?
這個話題有沒有讓你...讓你感到急躁？ Does this subject make you...make you edgy?
是啊，有一點 Yeah，a little bit.
能不能讓我喘口氣? Can I just catch my breath for a second?
玫瑰山莊有壞人嗎? Are there bad guys in Rose Hills?
你...你需要一個塑膠袋來呼吸嗎？ Do you...do you need a plastic bag to breathe into?
你有藥嗎? 沒有 Do you have medication? Nope.
你需要吃藥嗎? Do you need to be on it?
也許吧! Probably.
你有創傷後壓力症候群嗎? 我不這樣認為 Do you have PTSD? I don't think so.
你...你是不是要完全瘋了？ Are you...are you going completely mental?
我可以閉嘴，你要我閉嘴嗎? I can stop，do you want me to stop?
你要我閉嘴嗎? Do you want me to stop?
記得我說過叫你閉嘴嗎? Remember when I said to stop doing that?
我對天發誓，你會把我逼瘋的！ I swear to God，you're going to freak me out!
啊，夥計，你做到了，不是嗎？你現在滿意了嗎？ Ah man，you did it，didn't you? You happy now?
我說了什麼? What did I say?
嘿，等一下！等等，等等 Hey，wait up! Wait，wait.
你這到底是怎麼了? What the hell was that?
都是你的錯，你出賣了我 Your fault，you spazzed me out.
好了，回到正題上來 我們說到哪了？ Okay，back to business. Where were we?
那個死者...親戚? 媽媽? The guy who died...relatives? Mom?
戴維斯夫人，她在哪裡? Mrs. Davis，where is she?
她一直在的地方 Where she always is.
看，現在你幫了我大忙了 See，now you're being helpful.
行者酒吧
對不起 Sorry.
女士，這呃... Lady，this uh...
謝謝 Thank you.
髮型很漂亮，很適合你 Nice haircut，suits you.
手錶不錯 Nice watch.
是的，限量版的 Yeah，limited edition.
哦，毋庸置疑 Oh，I don't doubt it.
哦，祝你有一個愉快的夜晚 Well，have a good evening.
戴維斯女士，介意我加入你嗎? Mrs. Davis，mind if I join you?
自由國家 Free country.
沒錯 It sure is.
好的 你想從哪裡開始說呢? Alright. Where'd you like to start?
我只想對你失去親人表示遺憾 I just want to say I'm sorry about your loss.
我想知道你認為發生了什麼 I want to know what you think happened.
聽著，我帶來了你那該死的檔案 你拿著它就走 Look，I brought your damn file. You take it and go.
無論裡面是什麼，他都不想與之有任何瓜葛 Whatever was in here，he wanted no part of it.
秘密文件行動失蹤人員
很明顯，你在等其他人 Clearly，you're waiting for someone else.
對吧? 要在這裡見其他人吧? Yeah? Supposed to meet somebody here?
是的 Yeah.
戴維斯·查德
塔格特
戴維斯女士，您的兒子沒有自殺 Mrs. Davis，your son didn't kill himself,
我向您保證 I guarantee you.
他沒有殺任何人 He didn't kill anyone.
有人利用了他 Someone used him.
你說什麼? What?
有人把他當做武器使用 As a weapon.
你不是打給我電話的那個人，對吧? You're not the person who called me after all，are you?
事實上，是我 Actually，I am.
這是怎麼回事？ What's all this about?
這裡到底發生了什麼事? What the hell's going on here?
這叫逮捕 It's called an arrest.
警長，是嗎？Sheriff，is it?
是的，夫人，是的 而你是？ Yes，ma'am，it is. And you are?
國土安全局 Homeland Security.
我們還好吧？ We good here?
不，我們不是很好 No，we're not good.
我需要更多的資訊 I need a little more information than that.
哦，我覺得這有點超出你的工資等級了，警長 Well，I think it's a little above your pay grade，Sheriff.
是啊，哦，你為什麼不打個電話到納什維爾呃... Yeah，well，why don't you get on the horn to Nashville and uh...
給我升官? upgrade me?
好吧，你知道嗎? Alright，you know what?
我本希望用聰明的方式來做這件事，但是呃... I was hoping to do this the smart way，but uh...
某些有意思的方法總是更好的 the fun way's always good.
副警長，把這個女人抓起來並... Deputy，get this woman and...
嘿辣妹，想玩玩嗎? 就你和我，走吧! Hey hot wings，you wanna party? You and me，let's go.
很瘋狂，蛤? Crazy，huh?
是的 Yeah.
看好了 Watch this.
你算是找對人了 You walked right into this one,
我和比你更火辣的妞約會過 I've dated hotter chicks than you.
你就這點本事嗎? 廉價的把戲和俗氣的俏皮話？ That's all you got? Cheap trick and a cheesy one-liner?
親愛的，這可能是我自傳的名字 Sweetheart，that could be the name of my autobiography.
放開我! Let me go!
救命! 救命! Help me! Help me!
不管怎樣 Anyway.
嘿，孩子，你想要什麼聖誕禮物？ Hey kid，what would you like for Christmas?
史塔克先生，對不起! Mr. Stark，I am so sorry!
不，不 No，no.
我想他是想說'我想要我那該死的文件' I think he was trying to say 'I want my goddamn file.'
這不是你的錯，孩子 It's not your fault，kid.
還記得我跟你說的關於霸凌的事嗎？ Remember what I told you about bullies?
喜歡嗎，鄉巴佬? You like that，West World?
這就是聰明人的特點，總有辦法保護自己 That's the thing about smart guys，we always cover our ass.
不用謝! You're welcome!
為了什麼? 我錯過了什麼嗎？ For what? Did I miss something?
我救了你的命 Me saving your life.
是的，A：先救了你，B：謝謝，算是吧! Yeah，A: Saved you first，B: Thanks，sort of,
而C：如果你幫了某人一個忙 and C: If you do someone a solid,
別像個笨拙的人，好嗎？ don't be a yutz，alright?
從容一點否則你就會顯得浮誇了 Just play it cool otherwise you come off grandiose.
不像你？Unlike you?
承認吧，你需要我 我們是心有靈犀 Admit it，you need me. We're connected.
我需要的是你回家 What I need is for you to go home,
和你媽媽在一起，閉上你的嘴，保護好盔甲 be with your mom，keep your trap shut，guard the suit.
並待在電話附近 And stay connected to the telephone,
因為如果我打電話，你最好接電話 好嗎? because if I call，you better pick up. Okay?
你明白了嗎? Can you feel that?
我們說完了 We're done here.
讓開否則我就從你身上碾過去 Move out of the way or I'm gonna run you over.
再見，孩子 Bye，kid.
對不起，孩子 I'm sorry，kid.
你做得很好 You did good.
所以現在你要把我留在這裡，就像我爸爸一樣？ So now you're just gonna leave me here，like my dad?
沒錯 Yeah.
等等，你在讓我內疚，是嗎？ Wait，you're guilt-tripping me，aren't you?
我好冷 I'm cold.
我看得出來 你知道我怎麼看出來的嗎？ I can tell. You know how I can tell?
因為我們心有靈犀 Cause we're connected.
這值得一試 It was worth a shot.
你得到這個，它是負擔得起的，它是華麗的 You get this，it's affordable，it's gorgeous,
它與任何室內裝潢均能搭配... it goes with any decor...
這畫面怎麼會這樣? What happened to the picture?
我們會去超馳它 We'll go to override it.
已經被他們控制了... They are accessing the TCL...
這種事怎麼又發生了? How is this happening again?
超馳控制洛杉磯 我正在努力... Override to Los Angeles. I'm trying to...
信號是從哪裡來的? Where's the feed coming from?
我不知道，我們所有的接收器裡都有而且我... I don't know，it's in all of our receivers and I...
我們整個東海岸的 We entire east coast,
衛星都不管用了 the satellites are down.
不僅僅是我們的基地... not just our station...
啟用緊急方案 Move up back-up manual.
我們有一個未經授權的廣播節目... We have an unauthorized broadcast cutting...
副總統先生，我想你應該看看這個 Mr. Vice President，I think you should see this.
哦，我的天啊，不會又來了吧! Oh my God，not again.
總統也在看嗎? Is the President getting this?
總統先生，只剩下兩節課 Mr. President，only two lessons remain.
而我打算在聖誕節早上前把課講完 And I intend to finish this before Christmas morning.
見見托馬斯·理查茲 Meet Thomas Richards.
好強的名字，好強的工作 Good strong name，good strong job.
托馬斯是羅克森石油公司的會計 Thomas here is an accountant for the Roxxon Oil Corporation.
而我相信他是個很好的人 And I'm sure he's a really good guy.
我要打爆他的頭 I'm gonna shoot him in the head,
在你的電視上直播，在30秒內 live on your television，in thirty seconds.
這臺電話的號碼已經發到你手機上 The number for this telephone is in your cell phone.
很刺激，不是嗎？ Exciting，isn't it?
好好想想號碼是怎麼發過去的吧! Imagining how it got there.
美國，如果你們的總統在接下來的半分鐘內給我打電話 America，if your president calls me in the next half-minute,
湯姆就活著 計時開始 Tom lives. Go.
他是怎麼駭進我手機的? How did he hack my phone?
我們不能對恐怖分子言聽計從... We can't allow terrorists to dictate...
我必須打這通電話 I have to make this call.
我強烈建議不要這麼做 I'd strongly advise against that.
這是正確的做法 This is the right thing to do.
只剩下一節課了，埃利斯總統 There's just one lesson left，President Ellis.
所以逃跑吧，躲起來，和你的孩子吻別吧! So run away，hide，kiss your children goodbye.
因為沒有什麼，不是你的軍隊 Because nothing，not your army,
不是你那紅白藍三色的攻擊犬都救不了你! not your red，white and blue attack dog can save you!
我很快就會見到你的 I'll see you soon.
告訴羅德，立刻找出這個瘋子 Tell Rhodes，find this lunatic right now.
總統先生，我們追蹤了廣播的信號 Sir，we tracked the broadcast signal.
我們在巴基斯坦找到了可能的始發地 We have a possible point of origin in Pakistan
而且愛國者已準備出擊 and the Patriot is ready to strike.
馬上出擊! Right now!
是的，先生 Yes，sir.
作戰任務中失蹤人員
不許動! Don't move!
呃...等一下 Uh...hang on a second.
哈囉! Hello.
你有沒有過被妹子騎在你身上，你抬起頭來 Did you ever have a chick straddling you and you look up
而她從裡到外煥發光彩 and suddenly she's glowing from the inside out,
一種鮮豔的橙色？ kind of a bright orange?
是啊，我試過 你是誰? Yeah，I've had that. Who is this?
是我，夥計 上次我失蹤的時候 It's me，pal. Now last time I went missing,
如果我沒記錯的話 if I remember correctly,
你是來找我的 你在幹什麼? you came looking for me. What are you doing?
在巴基斯坦，登門造訪交朋友 A little knockin' talking，making friends in Pakistan.
你在幹什麼? What are you doing?
你的重新設計，你的大重塑，那是AIM，對嗎？ Your re-design，your big re-brand，that was AIM，right?
是的 Yeah.
我現在要找一個重型通信衛星，我需要你的賬號 I'm gonna find a heavy-duty comsat right now，I need your login.
一直都是那個賬號，戰爭機器68 It's the same as it's always been，War Machine 68.
而密碼是什麼？ And password please?
哦，聽著，每次你駭進去我都得換密碼，託尼 Well，look，I gotta change it every time you hack in，Tony.
現在不是八零年代 It's not the eighties,
現在沒人再說"駭"了 把你的賬號給我 nobody says 'hack' anymore. Give me your login.
戰爭機器羅克斯帶X，全部大寫 War Machine Rox with an X，all caps.
是啊，好吧! Yeah，okay.
這比鋼鐵愛國者好多了 That is so much better than Iron Patriot.
哈密爾頓縣紀念堂查塔努加小姐聖誕選美大賽
很好，很好 Very nice，very nice.
我有一個問題要問你 One question for you.
今年聖誕節你想要什麼禮物？ What would you like for Christmas this year?
哦，大衛...Well，David...
我們正在現場直播... We're broadcasting live...
再來一次，這次面向所有人的，好的 One more time，this time is for everybody，all right.
這不會有什麼效果的 That ain't gonna cut it.
對不起，先生 我不知道是誰... Excuse me，sir. I don't know who...
媽媽，我待會再打給你，有件神奇的事發生了 Mom，I need to call you back，something magical is happening.
託尼·史塔克在我的車裡 Tony Stark is in my van.
小點聲 Keep it down.
託尼·史塔克在我的車裡! Tony Stark is in my van!
不，他不是 No，he's not.
我就知道你還活著! I knew you were still alive!
進來並把門關上 Come on in and close the door.
哇，我能這麼說嗎，先生？ Wow，can I just say，sir?
好的 Yeah.
我是你最大的粉絲 I am your biggest fan.
好吧! 首先，這是你的貨車嗎? Okay. First，is this your van,
會不會有其他人進來? is anyone else gonna come in?
不，不，不 只有我們兩個人 No，no，no. It's just us.
你叫什麼名字? What's your name?
加里 Gary.
就在那裡，很好 Right there's fine.
好的 Okay.
我經常遇到激動的粉絲，沒關係 I get a lot of this，it's okay.
哦，很好 我能這麼說嗎？ Oh，good. Can I just say?
你想說...說吧! What do you...yeah.
我不知道你能不能看出來，但我想 I don't know if you can tell，but I have like,
我的整個造型都模仿了你 patterned my whole look after you.
我的頭髮有點...不太對 My hair's a little...it's not right.
沒事 It's fine.
因為裡面沒有噴髮膠 Because there's no product in it.
沒錯 Right.
我不想讓你難堪 I don't wanna make things awkward for you,
你沒有 You're not.
但我得給你看這個...砰! but I do have to show you...boom!
西班牙裔的斯科特·拜奧? 哦，對不起 那是我嗎？ A Hispanic Scott Baio? Oh，I'm sorry. Is that me?
是的 這呃...我是說，我是照著我做的娃娃紋上去的 Yeah. It's uh...I mean，I had them do it off a doll that I made,
所以這不像是從一張照片上下來的 所以這有點... so it's not like it's off a picture. So it's a little bit...
加里，聽我說，好嗎？ Gary，listen to me，okay?
我不想在這裡潑你冷水 I don't wanna clip your wings here,
但我們都有點太興奮了 we're both a little over-excited.
我有個問題 我在追捕壞人 I got an issue. I'm chasing bad guys,
希望能在一些加密的數據文件裡找到線索 trying to grapple with something from some hard-crypt data files.
我沒有足夠的網速 I don't have enough juice.
你要到車頂上去，好嗎？ I need you to jump on the roof，all right?
重新校準整合服務數位網路，將功率提高約40% Recalibrate the ISDNs，pump it up by about forty percent.
懂了 Got it.
對，這是一項使命 Right，it's a mission.
好的 Yeah.
託尼需要加里 Tony needs Gary.
加里也需要託尼 And Gary needs Tony.
對這件事保持沉默 Be quiet about it.
好的 去吧! Yeah. Go.
國家安全委員會賬號戰爭機器68
拒絕訪問
允許訪問
你認為什麼是你生命中的決定性時刻？ What would you regard as the defining moment of your life?
我想那是我決定不讓我的傷害打擊我的那一天 I think that'd be the day I decided not to let my injury beat me.
請你對著攝像機說出你的名字好嗎？ Will you please state your name for the camera?
艾倫·布蘭特 Ellen Brandt.
好的 所以，注射將定期進行 Okay. So，the injections are administered periodically.
毒癮是不能容許的 Addiction will not be tolerated
而那些不能自律的人將從該計劃中退出 and those who cannot regulate will be cut from the program.
你們曾經是累贅殘疾人... Once misfits，cripples...
但你們將成為人類進化的下一階段 you are the next iteration of human evolution.
終極生物項目注射測試第一階段
嗨，大家好 在我們開始之前，我向你保證 Hi，everybody. Before we start，I promise you,
回首你的人生 looking back at your life
沒有什麼比你謹慎地選擇放棄的 there will be nothing as bitter as the memory of that glorious risk
那種光榮風險的記憶更痛苦的了 that you prudently elected to forego.
今天就是你們的榮耀之日 我們開始吧! Today is your glory. Let's begin!
我們得離開這裡！得離開這裡！ We gotta get out of here! Gotta get out of here!
帶他們出去! 帶他們離開這裡! Get 'em out! Get 'em out of here!
會走火的炸彈就不叫炸彈了 A bomb is not a bomb when it's a misfire.
這玩意並不總是管用的，對吧，夥計？ This stuff doesn't always work，right，pal?
它有缺陷，但你找到了買家，不是嗎？ It's faulty，but you found a buyer，didn't you?
賣給了曼德林 抓到你了 Sold it to the Mandarin. Got you.
發生了什麼事? What happened?
有趣的事實；Fun fact;
在他為納粹製造火箭之前 before he built rockets for the Nazis,
理想主義者維爾納·馮·布勞恩 the idealistic Werner von Braun
夢想著太空旅行 dreamed of space travel,
他仰望星空 he stargazed.
當第一枚V2火箭擊中倫敦時 Do you know what he said
你知道他說了什麼嗎? when the first V2 hit London?
火箭執行得很完美 The rocket performed perfectly,
它只是落在了錯誤的星球上 it just landed on the wrong planet.
看，我們都開始睜大眼睛 See we all begin wide-eyed,
純粹的科學 pure science.
然後自我介入，沉迷其中 And then the ego steps in，the obsession.
而你再回頭看的時候 And you look up,
你離海岸很遠了 you're a long way from shore.
你不能對自己太苛刻 You can't be too hard on yourself,
瑪雅 我是說你把你的研究交給了一個智囊團 Maya. I mean you gave your research to a think tank.
是啊，但是基里安依靠軍事合同建了那個智囊團 Yeah，but Killian built that think tank on military contracts.
這正是我們過去經常做的，所以別自責了 That's exactly what we used to do，so don't judge yourself.
謝謝你，派珀 Thank you，Pepper.
我真的很感激 I really appreciate that.
嗨，晚上好 Hi，good evening.
晚上好 Good evening.
請進吧! Come on in.
瑪雅，快跑! Maya，run!
嗨，派珀 Hi，Pepper.
所以你想告訴我 So you want to tell me
你昨晚為什麼會在斯塔克的豪宅裡？ why you were at Stark's mansion last night?
我在試著修正這件事 I'm trying to fix this thing.
我不知道你跟大師打算把那裡炸掉 I didn't know you and the Master were gonna blow the place up.
哦，我明白了 所以你是想去救史塔克 Oh，I see. So you were trying to save Stark,
當他威脅我們的時候 when he threatened us.
我告訴過你，基利安，我們可以利用他 I told you，Killian，we can use him.
派珀，派珀，派珀 Pepper，Pepper，Pepper.
聽著，如果我們明年想推出產品 Look if we wanna launch product next year,
我需要史塔克 I need Stark.
他只是缺乏一個合適的動機 現在他有了一個 He just lacked a decent incentive. Now he has one.
我是藍零度支援小組 This is Support Team Blue Zero,
向您發送疑似曼德林發出的原點坐標 sending coordinates for suspected Mandarin broadcast point of origin.
收到 Copy.
所有人都不許動! Nobody move!
目標沒有武器
支援隊藍零 Support Blue Zero,
除非曼德林對美國的下一次攻擊 unless the Mandarin's next attack on the U.S.
涉及廉價運動服裝 involves cheaply-made sportswear,
我想你們又搞錯了 I think you messed up again.
是的，你們自由了，呃...如果你們以前沒有自由的話 Yes，you're free，uh...if you weren't before.
這是...當然的 是的，夫人 It's...of course. Yes ma'am.
鋼鐵愛國者執行任務 很樂意幫助您 Iron Patriot on the job. Happy to help,
不用謝我，這是我的榮幸 no need to thank me，it's my pleasure.
薩文，我拿到了愛國者盔甲 Savin，I've acquired the Patriot armor.
你想要這套戰衣嗎? You want this suit?
你得把我冰冷的身體從裡面撬出來 You're gonna have to pry my cold，dead body out of it.
計劃就是這樣的，上校 That's the plan，Colonel.
哈里，告訴我發生了什麼事 Harley，tell me what's happening,
給我一份完整的報告 give me a full report.
是的，我還在吃那塊糖 Yeah，I'm still eating that candy,
你想...你想讓我繼續吃下去嗎？ do you want...do you want me to keep eating it?
你吃了多少? How much did you have?
兩三碗 Two or three bowls.
你還能看得清楚嗎？ Can you still see straight?
有點 Sort of.
這意味著你很好 電話給賈維斯 That means you're fine. Give me Jarvis.
賈維斯，我們情況怎麼樣? Jarvis，how are we?
完全沒問題，先生 It's totally fine，sir.
有一段時間我似乎做得很好 I seem to do quite well for a stretch and then at the end
但在句子結尾的時候我說了錯誤的蔓越莓 of the sentence I say the wrong cranberry.
而且，先生，您是對的 And，sir，you were right.
一旦我在獲取到AIM下行鏈路設備的時候 Once I factored in available AIM downlink facilities,
我能夠準確地定位曼德林的廣播信號 I was able to pinpoint the Mandarin's broadcast signal.
我們在說什麼？遠東，歐洲 What're we talkin'? Far East，Europe,
北非、伊朗、巴基斯坦、敘利亞，它在哪裡？ North Africa，Iran，Pakistan，Syria，where is it?
實際上，先生，它在邁阿密 Actually，sir，it's in Miami.
好的 Okay.
孩子，我要帶你 Kid，I'm gonna have to walk you through
重啟賈維斯的語音驅動，但不是現在 rebooting Jarvis' speech drive，but not right now.
哈里，他到底在哪裡？ Harley，where is he really?
僅僅看著螢幕並告訴我它在哪裡 Just look on the screen and tell me where it is.
嗯...這上面確實顯示的佛羅里達州，邁阿密 Um...it does say Miami，Florida
好的，最重要的事要先做 Okay，first things first,
我需要盔甲 我們在這件事上做得怎麼樣？ I need the armor. Where are we at with it?
呃...它不能充電 Uh...it's not charging.
實際上，先生，它正在充電 Actually，sir，it's charging,
但電源是有問題的 but the power source is questionable.
它可能不能使馬克42號恢復動力 It may not succeed in revitalizing the Mark 42.
電源有什麼問題? 好的 What's questionable about electricity? Alright,
這是我的戰衣而我不能... it's my suit and I can't...
我不會...我不想... I'm not gonna...I don't wanna...
哦，天哪，不會又來了吧! Oh God，not again.
託尼? Tony?
你是不是又發作了？ Are you having another attack?
我甚至沒有提到紐約 I didn't even mention New York.
好了，然後你就點名說了出來 Right，and then you just said it，by name,
然而卻否認說過！ while denying having said it!
好吧...嗯...呃... Okay...um...uh...
哦，天哪! 我該怎麼辦？ Oh，God. What am I gonna do?
深呼吸 真的，深呼吸 Just breathe. Really，just breathe.
你是個機械師，對吧? You're a mechanic，right?
對 Right.
你是這麼說的 You said so.
對，沒錯 Yes，I did.
你為什麼不乾脆造點什麼呢？ Why don't you just build something?
好的，謝謝你，孩子 Okay，thanks kid.
花盛牌化肥
邁阿密佛羅里達州
為什麼這裡這麼熱？ Why is it so hot in here?
我告訴過你要調到68華氏度 I told you to put it at sixty-eight.
又是我的錯 讓我告訴你一件事，親愛的 My fault again. Let me tell you something sweetheart,
我不是你的私人... I am not your personal...
哦，我上廁所倒是用不了二十分鐘! Well，I wouldn't go in there for twenty minutes!
現在，你們倆誰是凡妮莎? Now，which one of you is Vanessa?
那就是我 That's me.
啊，尼茜你知不知道 Ah，Nessie! Did you know
幸運餅乾甚至不是中國產的? that fortune cookies aren't even Chinese?
那邊有個男人... There's some guy over here...
它們是由美國人製造的 They're made by Americans,
根據...根據日本食譜 based on...based on the Japanese recipes.
該死的 該死的 Bloody hell. Bloody hell.
不許動 Don't move.
我沒動 如果你想要什麼，就拿走吧! I'm not moving. If you want something，take it,
儘管這些槍都是假的 although the guns are all fake
因為那些蠢材不會相信我到把真品交給我 because those wankers wouldn't trust me with the real ones.
什麼? What?
嘿，這兩個小妞你喜歡哪一個? Hey，do you fancy either of the birds?
聽夠了 你不是他 曼德林 Heard enough. You're not him. The Mandarin,
真正的家伙，在哪裡？曼德林在哪裡？他在哪裡？ the real guy，where? Where's the Mandarin? Where is he?
哇! 哇! 他在這裡 他在這裡 Woh! Woh! He's here. He's here.
但他不在這裡 他在這裡，但他不在這裡 But he's not here. He's here，but he's not here.
你是什麼意思? What do you mean?
這很複雜 嘿，這很複雜，好嗎？ It's complicated. Hey，it's complicated，alright?
是嗎? It is?
這很復雜 It's complicated.
那就說清楚 女士們請出去 Uncomplicate it. Ladies out.
從床上下來，到洗手間去 Get out of the bed，get in the bathroom.
坐下 Sit.
我叫特雷夫，特雷夫·斯拉特里 My name is Trevor，Trevor Slattery.
你是幹什麼的？你是什麼誘餌？你是替身，對吧？ What are you? What're you a decoy? You're a double，right?
什麼? 就像替補演員？不，絕對不是 What? Like an understudy? No，absolutely not.
別弄傷了臉！我是個演員 Don't hurt the face! I'm an actor.
你只有一分鐘的生命，好好說 You got a minute to live，fill it with words.
只是個角色 '曼德林' Just a role. 'The Mandarin',
看，這不是真的 see，it's not real.
那你是怎麼到這來的，特雷夫? Then how did you get here，Trevor?
我呃...我遇到一些麻煩 I um...I have a little problem with,
嗯...關於藥品的，而我最後 um...substances，and I ended up,
嗯...做一些事情，別無他法 um...doing things，no two ways about it.
在街上做男人不該做的事 In the street that a man shouldn't do.
接著說! Next!
然後 And then,
他們找到了我來扮演這個角色 they approached me about the role
而且他們也知道毒品的事 and they knew about the drugs.
他們說什麼能讓你戒掉這些藥嗎? What did they say they'd get you off 'em?
他們說會給我更多 Said they'd give me more.
他們給了我很多東西 他們給了我這座宮殿 They gave me things, they gave me this palace.
他們給我整了容 他們給了我好多東西 They gave me plastic surgery. They gave me things.
你剛才是不是睡著了？ Did you just nod off?
沒有! 還有一艘可愛的快艇 而事情是這樣的 No! And a lovely speedboat! And the thing was,
他需要有人 he needed someone
為一些"意外爆炸"負責 to take credit for some 'accidental explosions'.
他? 基里安嗎? He? Killian?
基里安 Killian.
他創造了你? He created you?
他創造了我 He created me.
量身定製的恐怖威脅 Custom-made terror threat.
沒錯! 沒錯! 這是他的智囊團想出來的 Yes! Yes! His think tank thinked it up,
一套連環殺人犯的病理現象 the pathology of the serial killer.
利用了西方的肖象學 The manipulation of Western iconography.
準備好再上一課了嗎? 諸如此類的 Ready for another lesson? Blah blah blah.
當然，正是我的表演讓這曼德林個人物栩栩如生 Of course，it was my performance that brought the Mandarin to life.
你的表演? 那些死了的人呢? Your performance? Where people die?
不，他們沒死 看看你周圍 No，they didn't. Look around you,
服裝，綠色螢幕 costumes，green screen.
哦，老實說，這些東西有一半我都不在現場 Oh，honestly, I wasn't on location for half this stuff.
當我出現的時候，這是電影特效啊，親愛的 When I was，it was movie magic，love.
抱歉，但我有個最好的朋友在昏迷中 I'm sorry， but I got a best friend who's in a coma
而他可能再也醒不過來了 and he might not wake up.
所以你得對此負責 So you're gonna have to answer for that.
我還是得解決你，夥計 你在... You're still going down，pal. You under...
好了，特雷夫，你跟他說什麼了? Okay，Trevor，what'd you tell him?
我什麼都沒跟他說 I didn't tell him anything.
什麼都沒? Nothing?
沒有 No.
你應該按下恐慌按鈕的 You should've pressed the panic button.
哦，我是嚇了一跳，不過後來應對自如 Well I panicked，but then I handled it.
就跟以前一樣，蛤? Just like old times，huh?
哦，是的，帶子綁著 真好玩 Oh yeah，with zip-ties. It's a ball.
那不是我的主意 It wasn't my idea.
好的，所以你收下了基里安的名片 Okay，so you took Killian's card.
我拿了他的錢 I took his money.
然後，十三年後你困在這個地牢裡 And here you are，thirteen years later in a dungeon.
不是 No.
是的 Yeah.
不是，是你困在地牢裡 我想走就能走 No，you're in a dungeon. I'm free to go.
是的 Yeah.
發生了很多事，託尼，不過我已經快成功了 A lot's happened，Tony，but I'm close.
終極生物實際上是穩定的 Extremis is practically stable.
我告訴你它並沒有! I'm telling you it isn't!
我在街上，有很多人'爆炸'了 I'm on the street，people are going 'bang',
他們正濺了一牆血 瑪雅，你是在欺騙自己 they're painting the walls. Maya，you're kidding yourself.
那就幫我修好它 Then help me fix it.
伯恩2000年你知道我是誰
那是我寫的嗎？ Did I do that?
對 Yes.
我記得那天晚上，不是早上 I remember the night，not the morning.
這就是你一直在追的東西嗎？ Is this what you've been chasing around?
你不記得了嗎？ You don't remember?
我幫不了你 I can't help you.
你以前有一種道德心理 You used to have a moral psychology.
你曾經有過理想 你想幫助別人 You used to have ideals. You wanted to help people,
現在看看你 now look at you.
我每天早上醒來都能和一個... I get to wake up every morning with someone who...
仍然擁有她靈魂的人在一起 still has her soul.
把我弄出去 Get me out of here.
拜託 Come on.
你知道我老爸以前是怎麼跟我說的嗎? You know what my old man used to say to me?
他最喜歡說的一句話是 One of his favorite of many sayings,
'早起的鳥兒有蟲吃' 'The early bird gets the worm,
'但是第二隻老鼠有奶酪' 'but the second mouse gets the cheese.'
你不會還在為瑞士的事生氣，是吧？ You're not still pissed about the Switzerland thing，are you?
我怎麼能生你的氣呢，託尼? How can I be pissed at you，Tony?
我是來這裡感謝你的 I'm here to thank you.
你給了我從來沒有人給過我的最棒的禮物 絕望 You gave me the greatest gift that anybody's ever given me. Desperation.
如果你回想一下在瑞士的時候 If you think back to Switzerland,
你說我們屋頂上見，對吧? you said you'd meet me on the rooftop, right?
哦，在前二十分鐘 Well for the first twenty minutes,
我真的以為你會出現 I actually thought you'd show up.
而接下來的一個小時，我...我想要 And the next hour,I...well I considered taking
抄近路去大廳 that one step shortcut to the lobby,
如果你知道我指的是什麼 if you know what I mean.
老實說，我還在努力 Honestly，I'm still trying
弄清楚第一隻老鼠到底發生了什麼事 to figure out what happened to the first mouse.
但當我俯瞰那座城市時 But as I looked out over that city,
沒人知道我在那裡 nobody knew I was there,
沒人能看到我，甚至沒人看我 nobody could see me，no one was even looking.
我冒出了一個引導了我接下來這些年的想法 I had a thought that would guide me for years to come.
隱姓埋名，託尼 Anonymity，Tony.
多虧了你，這一直是我的口頭禪，對吧？ Thanks to you,it's been my mantra ever since，right?
你只需要幕後運籌帷幄 You simply rule from behind the scenes.
因為你賦予邪惡一張面具的時候 Because the second you give evil a face,
賓·拉登，卡扎菲，曼德林 a Bin Laden，a Gaddafi，The Mandarin,
你就給了人們一個靶子 you hand the people a target.
你不再是一般人 You're something else.
我猜，你已經見過他了吧? You have met him，I assume?
是啊，勞倫斯·奧利維爾爵士 Yeah，Sir Lawrence Olivier.
我知道他有時有點過頭了 I know he's a little over the top sometimes.
這不完全是我的錯 It's not entirely my fault,
他有一種傾向...他是一名舞臺演員 he has a tend...he's a stage actor.
他們說他演的李爾王在克羅伊登很受歡迎 They say his Lear was the toast of Croydon,
管他呢! wherever that is.
總之，重點是 Anyway，the point is,
自從那個拿著錘子的雷神索爾從天而降之後 ever since that big dude with the hammer fell out of the sky,
就比較流行開門見山了 subtlety's kinda had its day.
在你的世界裡你的下一步是什麼？ What's next for you in your world?
哦，我想用你親切地 Well，I wanted to repay you with the same gift
給我的禮物來回報你 that you so graciously imparted to me.
絕望 Desperation.
現在，這是直播 Now，this is live.
我不確定你能不能看出來 I'm not sure if you can tell,
此刻這具身體正在試圖決定 but at this moment the body is trying to decide
是接受終極生物還是直接放棄 whether to accept Extremis or just give up.
如果它放棄了，我不得不說它的本義是... And if it gives up，I have to say the denotation is...
一定會非常壯觀 it's quite spectacular.
但在那之前，這真的是非常痛苦的 But until that point，it's really just a lot of pain.
我們甚至還沒討論過報酬呢! We haven't even talked salary yet.
你想要什麼樣的福利待遇？嗯？ What kind of perk package are you thinking of? Hm?
讓他走 Let him go.
等一下，等一下 Hold on，hold on.
瑪雅...Maya...
我說了讓他走! I said let him go!
你在做什麼? What are you doing?
1200毫升，只要一半劑量，我就死定了 1200cc's，a dose half of this size，I'm dead.
每當這種時候，我的脾氣都會受到一些考驗 It's times like these my temper is tested somewhat.
瑪雅，把注射器給我 Maya，give me the injector.
如果我死了，基里安，你的士兵們會怎樣? If I die，Killian，what happens to your soldiers?
你的產品又會怎樣? What happens to your product?
我們不能這麼做，好嗎？ We're not doing this，okay?
你自己會怎樣? 如果你過熱了會怎麼樣？ What happens to you? What happens if you go too hot?
好消息是，現在高層有一個位置空缺了 The good news is，a high level position has just been vacated.
你是個瘋子 You're a maniac.
不，我是個有遠見的人 No，I'm a visionary.
但我確實有個瘋子 But I do own a maniac,
而他今晚將登臺亮相 and he takes the stage tonight.
一旦我們安裝了愛國者號 Once we get the Patriot installed,
我只要九...十分鐘就能搞定 it'll take me nine...ten minutes for a take down.
哦，那太好了 Well，that's great.
但我最後一次看的時候裡面有個人 But the last time I looked there was somebody inside of it.
下午好，先生們 Afternoon，gentlemen.
哈囉，上校 Hello，Colonel.
讓開 Step aside.
我們會把你弄出來的，別擔心 We'll get you out of there，don't worry.
你會損壞盔甲的 You'll damage the armor.
是的，我會的 但你能修好的，對吧？ Yes，I will. But you can fix it，right?
我要把戰甲拿到大本營去 I'm gonna take the suit up to base camp,
而且我想讓波茨和我一起去 and I want Potts with me.
她還在第二階段 She's still in Phase 2.
你不會是要聾了，是吧？ You're not going deaf，are you?
小心點，這是限量版的 Careful there，it's a limited edition.
嘿，呃...馬尾辮快遞 Hey，uh...Ponytail Express.
田納西和邁阿密之間的里程數是多少？ What's the mileage count between Tennessee and Miami?
832英哩 Eight hundred and thirty-two miles.
非常好 Very nice.
我對此很在行 I'm good like that.
你能，呃...把那玩意兒停掉嗎? Can you，uh...stop that?
弄壞了，你買下它了！ Break it，you bought it!
我想我買下它了 I think I bought it.
好吧，那可不是我的來送人的 Okay，that wasn't mine to give away.
那是我朋友的妹妹的 That belongs to my friend's sister,
而這就是為什麼我要先殺了你 and that's why I'm gonna kill you first.
你要怎麼殺我? What're you gonna do to me?
你終究會明白的 You'll see.
你被緊綁在一張床上 You're zip-tied to a bed.
像這樣 This.
像那樣 That.
你打算出來了嗎? Are you comin' out?
不要打開，不要打開! Do not open，do not open!
不要打開，不要打開，不要...! Don't open，don't open，don't...!
好的，我們走 Alright，let's go.
你...你會噴火嗎？好吧! You...you breathe fire? Okay.
真是美妙的一天，薩文 It's a glorious day，Savin.
明天這個時候 This time tomorrow,
我將擁有西方最有權勢的領導人 I'll have the West's most powerful leader in one hand,
以及最可怕的恐怖分子都會在我的掌控之中 and the world's most feared terrorist in the other.
我將擁有反恐戰爭 I'll own the War on Terror.
為這個世界創造供需和需求 Creates supply and demand
為你的兄弟姐妹們 for you and your brothers and sisters.
相信我 Trust me,
你們距離倒在血泊中還剩 you're gonna be in a puddle of blood on the ground
五、四、三...拜託! 二... in five，four，three...come on! Two...
我們是怎麼弄到這些垃圾的？ How did we get this shit?
好吧，我給你一個逃跑的機會 Alright，I'm gonna give you a chance to escape.
放下你的武器 Put down your weapons,
把你們自己綁在那些椅子上 tie yourselves to those chairs,
我會讓你活下去的 倒計時五，四...砰！ I'll let you live. In five，four...bang!
哇! 那是... Wow. That was...
你們現在應該已經死了 You should be gone by now,
你們現在應該已經死了 you should have already been gone.
我簡直嚇壞了 I am just beyond terrified.
來了 三，四... Here it comes. Three，four...
閉嘴 Shut up.
五，四，三，二，一! Five，four，three，two，one!
早告訴過你了 Told ya.
剩下的部分呢! Where's the rest?
老實說，我討厭在這裡工作 Honestly，I hate working here.
他們太奇怪了 They are so weird.
啊，遲到總比不到好 Ah，better late than never.
這次不行 不是臉 Not this time. Not the face.
唷，回來真好 順便問一下，哈囉! Phew，it's good to be back. Hello，by the way.
哦，哈囉，先生 Oh，hello sir.
鋼鐵愛國者
所有人員注意，史塔克已逃走了 All personnel，Stark is loose
而且在院子裡的某個地方 and somewhere in the compound.
重復一遍，史塔克已逃脫 Repeat，Stark is loose
而且在院子裡的某個地方 and somewhere in the compound.
我們走吧! Let's go.
啊，該死 Ah，crap.
託尼...Tony...
羅迪，告訴我穿著戰甲的是你 Rudy，tell me that was you in the suit.
不是 你拿到你的了嗎? No. You got yours?
呃...嗯...算是吧! 以最快的速度到達主屋 Uh...um...kind of. Main house as fast as you can.
我想讓你見見一個人 Somebody I'd like you to meet.
你，你，快走！滾出去! You，you，move! Get out!
房間確認安全 我正盯著曼德林 The room is secure. I have eyes on the Mandarin.
這是什麼? 我贏了 What's this? I had winner's.
你是以什麼身分來的？ What've you come as?
你敢動一下而我就打爆你的臉 You make a move and I'll break your face.
我從來不知道有人被傷害 他們騙了我 I never thought people had been hurt. They lied to me.
這就是曼德林? This is the Mandarin?
我知道，這...這...這很尷尬 I know，it's...it's...it's embarrassing.
嗨，我是特雷夫 Hi，Trevor.
特雷夫...斯拉特里 Trevor...Slattery.
我知道，我本人有點矮，有點瘦 I know，I'm shorter in person，bit small,
每個人都這麼說 但是，呃...嘿! everyone says that. But，um...hey,
如果你是來這裡逮捕我的 if you're here to arrest me,
呃...有幾個人我得先打個電話 立刻馬上 uh...there are some people who I'd like to roll on. Immediately.
它是這樣運作的，梅麗爾·斯特里普 Here's how it works，Meryl Streep.
你告訴他派珀在哪而我不會再這麼做了 You tell him where Pepper is and I'll stop doin' it.
做什麼? Doing what?
哦，我懂了！噢！太疼了！我懂了! 我懂了! Oh，I get it! Ow! That hurt! I get it! I get it!
我不知道派珀是誰 I don't know about any Pepper,
但我知道他們的計劃 but I know about the plan.
說出來吧! Spill.
你知道他們把我的戰甲怎麼了嗎? Do you know what they did to my suit?
什麼? 不 但我知道海岸上發生了什麼 What? No. But I do know what's happening off the coast.
跟呃...一艘大船有關 我可以帶你們去那裡 Something to do with uh...A big boat. I can take you there.
託尼，我向上帝發誓 我要打爆他的臉 Tony，I swear to God. I'm gonna blow his face off.
哦，下一段可能也包括副總統 Oh，this next bit may include the Vice President as well.
這...這很重要嗎？ Is that...is that important?
有點 Somewhat.
是啊，有一點 Yeah，a little bit.
所以? So?
我們該怎麼辦？我是說，我們沒有任何交通工具 What are we gonna do? I mean，we don't have any transport.
嘿，林戈。你不是說有一艘'可愛的快艇'嗎？ Hey，Ringo. Didn't you say something about a 'lovely speedboat'?
如果他說的地點沒錯 If he's right about the location,
我們離派珀所在的地方有20分鐘的路程 we're twenty minutes from where Pepper is.
但我們也得弄清楚副總統這件事，對吧？ But we also have to figure out this Vice President thing，right?
沒錯 我想知道我現在在給誰打電話？ Right. I wonder who I'm calling right now?
哦，那是副總統 Oh，that's the Vice President.
哈囉! Hello.
先生，我是託尼·史塔克 Sir，this is Tony Stark.
歡迎回到活人之地 Welcome back to the land of the living.
我們相信你即將 We believe you're about to be
會被捲入曼德林的襲擊事件 drawn into the Mandarin campaign,
而且我們得儘快把你送到安全的地方 and we gotta get you somewhere safe as soon as possible.
史塔克先生，我正準備吃蜂蜜烤火腿 Mr. Stark，I'm about to eat honey roast ham
在精英特工的保護下 surrounded by the agency's finest.
總統和囉茲上校在空軍一號上很安全 The President's safe on Air Force One with Colonel Rhodes,
我想我們在這裡很好 I think we're good here.
先生，我是羅德上校! Sir，this is Colonel Rhodes!
他們把鋼鐵愛國者當做特洛伊木馬 They're using the Iron Patriot as a Trojan Horse,
他們會以某種方式幹掉總統 they're gonna take out the President somehow.
我們必須立即通知那架飛機 We have to immediately alert that plane.
好的，我這就去 我會讓安全局封鎖它的 Okay，I'm on it. I'll have security lock it down.
如果需要的話，他們可以在30秒內讓F22在空中飛行 If need be，they can have F22s in the air in thirty seconds.
謝謝你，上校 Thank you，Colonel.
羅德和史塔克通話結束 Rhodes and Stark out.
一切都好嗎，先生？ Everything okay，sir?
再好不過了 Couldn't be better.
我愛你，寶貝 I love you，baby.
羅德上校很高興看到你能來，孩子 Colonel Rhodes. Glad to see you could make it,son.
我已經感覺更安全了 I feel safer already.
我們得做個決定 We gotta make a decision.
我們要嘛救總統，要嘛救派珀 We can either save the President or Pepper.
我們沒法同時去救兩者 We can't do both.
先生，我有來自馬利布的最新消息 Sir，I have an update from Malibu.
起重機終於到了 The cranes have finally arrived
就在我們說話的時候，地窖的門正在清理 and the cellar doors are being cleared as we speak.
而我身上的戰甲現在什麼狀態? And what about the suit I'm wearing?
盔甲能量已經充到92%了 The armor is now at ninety-two percent.
那就只能這樣了 That's gonna have to do.
哦，他來了，他來了，快照張相 Oh，here he comes，here he comes，get a quick picture.
沒問題 Sure.
一切都好嗎，上校？ Everything all right，Colonel?
這是我的榮幸，總統先生 It is an honor，Mr. President.
如果你要做，那就去做吧! If you're gonna do it，do it.
哇! 冷靜點，先生 Woh. Cool your boots，sir.
這可不是曼德林的作風 That's not how the Mandarin works.
長官，空軍一號陷入危急狀態 Sir，Air Force One's been compromised.
內部有射擊跡象，溫度驟升 Internal shots，temperature spikes.
現在把畫面調出來 Get me eyes on it now.
畫面傳來了，長官 Image coming through now，sir.
那是羅德嗎? Was that Rhodes?
總統 現在 The President. Now.
他不在這裡 He's not here.
試試噴射氣流吧! Try the jet stream.
說到這裡，去釣魚吧！ Speaking of which，go fish!
離開這一切，你這個狗娘養的 Walk away from that，you son of a bitch.
有多少人在空中？ How many in the air?
十三個，先生 Thirteen，sir.
我一次能帶幾個? How many can I carry?
四個，先生 Four，sir.
慢點，慢點 放輕鬆 你叫什麼名字？ Slow down，slow down. Relax，what's your name?
希瑟...Heather...
聽我說 看到那個人了嗎? Listen to me. See that guy?
我會擺動過去而你就抓住他 I'm gonna swing by and you're just gonna grab him.
明白了嗎？是的! You got it? Yes!
我會讓你的手臂通上電 I will electrify your arm,
這樣你就鬆不開手了 you won't be able to open your hand.
你能做到的，希瑟 You can do this，Heather.
很簡單，看到了嗎？還有十一個要救 Easy，see? Eleven more to go.
記不記得有個叫猴子冒險的遊戲嗎？ Remember that game called Barrel of Monkeys?
這就是我們要做的 That's what we're gonna do.
高度一萬八英呎 Eighteen thousand feet.
快點，夥計們！所有人，抓住你的猴子！ Come on，people! Everybody，grab your monkey!
漂亮! Nice!
一萬英呎 Ten thousdand feet.
六千英呎 Six thousand feet.
加油，夥計們 Come on，people.
加油，加油，加油! Come on，come on，come on!
一千英呎 One thousand feet.
四百英呎 Four hundred feet.
兩百英呎，先生 Two hundred feet，sir.
這是一隻胖乎乎的猴子，我們去抓住他 It's a chunky monkey，let's get him.
哈囉! Hello.
幹得好，夥計們 太棒了 各方面都有良好的團隊合作精神 我們走吧! Nice work，guys. Excellent. Good team effort all around. Go us.
好的，賈維斯，但只做了一半 Alright，Jarvis，but it's only half done,
我們還得去找派珀... we still gotta get Pepp...
不知從哪裡冒出來的 That came out of nowhere.
給我點好消息，夥計 Give me some good news，man.
我想他們都挺過來了 I think they all made it.
哦，謝天謝地 Oh，thank God.
是啊，但是總統被抓走了 Yeah，but I missed the President.
你穿著戰甲救不了總統 You couldn't save the President with the suit,
我們怎麼能在一無所有的情況下救出派珀? how are we gonna save Pepper with nothing?
呃...我說，賈維斯，是那個時間到了嗎? Uh...say，Jarvis，is it that time?
是家庭聚會計劃嗎，先生？ The 'house party' protocol，sir?
沒錯 Correct.
你覺得他會幫你... You think he's gonna help you...
他不會的 He won't.
有你在這裡不僅僅是為了激勵託尼·史塔克 Having you here is not just to motivate Tony Stark,
這嗯...其實還有更尷尬的目的 it's um...it's actually more embarrassing than that.
你在這裡是作為我的，嗯...戰利品 You're here as my，um...Trophy.
晚上好，先生 Good evening，sir.
歡迎上船，總統先生 Welcome aboard，Mr. President.
羅克森公司諾克號
聽說過大象墓地嗎? Ever hear of an elephant graveyard?
哦，兩年前 Well，two years ago,
房間裡的大象就是這敞艙平底駁船 the elephant in the room was this scow.
這是羅克森諾克號 This is the Roxxon Norco.
而當然你會記得 And of course you'll remember
當她在彭薩科拉洩漏一百萬加侖原油時 that when she spilled a million gallons of crude off Pensacola,
多虧了你，沒有一個富人受到法庭審判 thanks to you，not one fat cat saw a day in court.
你想從我這裡得到什麼？ What do you want from me?
呃...沒什麼，先生 我只是需要一個 Uh...nothing，sir. I just needed a reason
能在電視上表現得很好的理由來殺你 你看 to kill you that would play well on TV. You see,
我已經向前看了 我找到了一個新的政治贊助人 I've moved on. I've found myself a new political patron,
而明天這個時候，他就會取代你的職位 and at this time tomorrow，he'll have your job.
把他綁起來 String him up.
來吧! Come on.
你不會嚇我的，對吧？ You're not gonna freak out on me，right?
我希望不會 I hope not.
哦，我的天啊! Oh，my God.
他被吊在油罐上面 He's strung up over the oil tank,
他們要點火燒死他，老兄 they're gonna light him up，man.
北歐海盜葬禮 公開處決 Viking funeral. Public execution.
是啊，用油燒死 Yeah，death by oil.
廣播馬上就要開始了 做好最後的準備 Broadcast will commence shortly. Take final positions.
好的，那很好 現在鏡頭從A切換到E Okay，that's good. Now give me cameras A through E
而我們會做一次全面的技術排練 and we'll do a full tech rehearsal.
你的槍上膛了嗎? Is your gun up?
是的 我做什麼？ Yep. What do I do?
待在我6點鐘方向，掩護高處，並別從背後朝我開槍 Stay on my six，cover high，and don't shoot me in the back.
6點，高處，背後 好的 Six，high，back. Alright.
你看到了嗎？搞定 You see that? Nailed it.
是啊，你真的把燈泡打爆了 Yeah，you really killed the glass.
我瞄的就是燈泡! 這麼遠你打不中燈泡的 I was aiming for the bulb!You can't hit a bulb at this distance.
我沒彈藥了 給我...給我...你有多餘的彈夾嗎？ I'm out. Give me...give me...you got an extra magazine?
它們不是通用的，託尼 They're not universal，Tony.
我知道我在做什麼，這是我做的 I know what I'm doing，I make this stuff.
好吧! 給我另一個 Okay. Give me another one.
我沒有和那把槍相配的 I don't have one that fits that gun.
你有像是五個呢! 好吧! You've got like five of 'em. Alright,
這是我要做的 我來偵查 準備好了? here's what I'm gonna do. I'm gonna spot. Ready?
你看到了什麼了 What'd you see?
太快了，什麼都沒看著 再來一次 Too fast，nothing. Here we go.
三男，一女，全副武裝 Three guys，one girl，all armed.
天哪，我現在想死戰衣了 God，I'd kill for some armor right now.
你說得對，我們需要支援 You're right，we need backup.
是啊，一大堆 Yeah，a bunch.
你猜怎麼著？ You know what?
那是...那是？是啊! Is...is that? Yep.
那些是？是的 Are those? Yeah.
聖誕快樂，老兄 Merry Christmas，buddy.
賈維斯，熱能信號定位終極生物 Jarvis，target Extremis heat signatures.
以極端損害使他們失去能力 Disable with extreme prejudice.
是的，先生 Yes，sir.
你還等什麼? 聖誕節到了 What are you waiting for? It's Christmas.
先生們 Gentlemen.
送他們上天堂 Take 'em to church.
賈維斯，讓伊果把這東西弄穩 Jarvis，get Igor to steady this thing.
你就是這樣管理你的休息時間的，蛤？ This is how you've been managing your downtime，huh?
人總得有點愛好 Everybody needs a hobby.
萬人迷? 去幫紅鯛魚，好嗎？ Heartbreaker? Help Red Snapper out，will ya?
很好的時機 Nice timing.
馬克33號銀色百夫長能量增幅戰衣 哦，是啊，太棒了。給我一套戰服，好嗎？ Oh yeah，that's awesome. Give me a suit，okay?
哦，我很抱歉 它們...它們是按我體形定製的 Oh，I'm sorry. They're...they're only coded to me.
那是什麼意思? What's that mean?
我讓人掩護你 I got you covered.
晚上好，上校 我可以帶你一程嗎? Good evening，Colonel. Can I give you a lift?
很有趣 Very funny.
馬克25號突襲者重型建設用戰衣
先生，我定位到了波茨小姐 Sir，I've located Miss Potts.
是時候了 About time.
住手! 把它放下，把它放下，把它放下 Stop! Put it down，put it down，put it down.
看看你和我前女友出去有什麼後果? See what happens when you hang out with my ex-girlfriends?
你真是個混蛋 You're such a jerk.
是啊! 我們將在晚餐時討論這件事 Yep. We'll talk about it over dinner.
趕快 手伸過來一點，寶貝 Come on. A little more，baby.
這傢伙在騷擾你嗎？ Is this guy bothering you?
別起來! Don't get up!
哦，裡面很熱嗎？ Ooh，is that hot in there?
卡住了？感覺有點卡住了嗎？ Stuck? Feel a little stuck?
就像一隻小烏龜，穿著他的小烏龜套裝做飯？ Like a little turtle，cooking in his little turtle suit?
哦，託尼 Oh，Tony.
她在看著 She's watching.
我覺得你應該閉上你的眼睛 閉上你的眼睛 I think you should close your eyes. Close your eyes.
閉上你的眼睛，你不會想看到這個的 Close your eyes，you don't wanna see this.
是的，你先休息一下 Yeah，you take a minute.
賈維斯，馬上給我一套戰衣! Jarvis，give me a suit right now!
啊，拜託! Aw，come on!
總統先生! 堅持住，好嗎？我來了 Mr. President! Just hold on, alright? I'm coming.
僅僅堅持住 堅持住 Just hold on. Hold on.
好的 OK.
再見了 Buh-bye.
振作起來! Brace yourself!
你看起來非常好，總統先生 You look damn good，Mr. President,
但我要要回我的戰衣 but I'm gonna need that suit back.
總統安全了，託尼，我正在清理這片區域 The President is secure，Tony. I'm clearing the area.
幹得好 Nice work.
準備好了嗎，先生？ Ready sir?
你說"準備好"是什麼意思？ What do you mean 'ready'?
派珀，我抓到你了 放輕鬆，我抓到你了 Pep，I got you. Relax，I got you.
僅僅看著我 Just look at me.
親愛的，我不能再靠近了，你也不能待在那裡 Honey，I can't reach any further，and you can't stay there,
好嗎? 你得放手 alright? You gotta let go.
你得放手！我會抓住你的，我保證！ You gotta let go! I'll catch you，I promise!
太可惜了，我會抓住她的 What a shame，I would have caught her.
馬克16號夜店隱形戰衣
馬克40號獵槍超音速戰衣
哦，我們終於面對面，在屋頂上 Well here we are，on the roof.
馬克42號抵達 Mark 42 inbound.
哦，我會被詛咒的 浪子回來了 Well I'll be damned. The prodigal son returns.
算了 Whatever.
你真的配不上她，託尼 You really didn't deserve her，Tony.
好遺憾，我就要把她改造得...完美了 It's a pity，I was so close to having her...perfect.
好的，好的！等等，等等！慢點，慢點你說得對 Okay，okay! Wait，wait! Slow down，slow down! You're right,
我配不上她! I don't deserve her!
這就是你錯的地方，她已經很完美了 Here's where you're wrong，she was already perfect.
賈維斯，幫我個忙，炸掉馬克42號 Jarvis，do me a favor and blow Mark 42.
不! Noooo!
馬克15號鬼祟隱形戰衣
不再有虛假的面孔 No more false faces.
你說你想要曼德林 You said you wanted the Mandarin,
你正看著他 you're looking right at him.
從一開始，就是我，託尼 It was always me，Tony，right from the start.
我就是曼德林! I am the Mandarin!
我什麼都沒有 I got nothin'.
賈維斯，我12點鐘方向的對象不是攻擊的目標，解除武裝! Jarvis，subject at my twelve o'clock is not a target，disengage!
什麼？哦，怎麼，你生我的氣了？ What? Oh，what，are you mad at me?
親愛的 Honey.
哦，我的天啊! 那真的很暴力 Oh，my God. That was really violent.
你剛剛把我嚇壞了 我還以為你是... You just scared the devil out of me. I thought you were...
我死了 為什麼? 因為我從200英呎掉了下來? I was dead. Why? Because I fell two hundred feet?
現在誰才是火辣的爛攤子？ Who's the hot mess now?
這仍然是有爭議的 It's still debatable.
可能還是你 Probably tipping your way a little bit.
你在家怎麼不穿成這樣? Why don't you dress like this at home?
嗯？運動文胸，整套 Hmm? Sport bra，the whole deal.
你知道嗎，我想我明白 You know，I think I understand
為什麼你不肯放棄這些戰衣了 why you don't want to give up the suits.
我現在要抱怨什麼呢？ What I am gonna complain about now?
哦，是我 我會想出辦法的 Well，it's me. I'll think of somethin'.
過來，寶貝 不，別碰我！ Come here，babe. No，don't touch me!
不，不用擔心 不，我會燙傷你的! No，don't worry about it. No，I'm gonna burn you!
不，不，你不會的 No，no，you're not.
你看 不熱 See. Not hot.
我會沒事嗎? Am I gonna be okay?
不，只要和我在一起，一切都不會好起來的 No，you're in a relationship with me，everything will never be okay.
但我想我能想出辦法的，是的 But I think I can figure this out，yeah.
二十年前我喝醉的時候差造成的 I almost had this twenty years ago when I was drunk.
我覺得我能讓你好起來 I think I can get you better.
我就是幹這行的，我修東西 That's what I do，I fix stuff.
還有你所有的分心事呢? And all your distractions?
呃...我會讓它減輕一點 Uh...I'm gonna shave them down a little bit.
賈維斯? 嘿? Jarvis? Hey?
都結束了，先生 還需要別的什麼嗎？ All wrapped up here，sir. Will there be anything else?
你知道該怎麼做 You know what to do.
啟動清除程序嗎，先生？ The 'clean slate' protocol，sir?
管它呢，今天是聖誕節 是的，是的 Screw it，it's Christmas. Yes，yes.
到目前為止還好嗎？你喜歡嗎？ Okay so far? You like it?
這樣就行了 It'll do.
因此，隨著聖誕節早晨的開始 And so，as Christmas morning began,
我的旅程到了盡頭 my journey had reached its end.
你從純淨的東西開始 You start with something pure,
一些令人興奮的事情 然後就是犯錯 something exciting. Then come the mistakes.
妥協 The compromises.
我們創造了自己的惡魔 We create our own demons.
見到你真是太好了 It's great to see you.
因為那時，我對自己說 為什麼要止步於此？ For then，I thought to myself. Why stop there?
當然，也有人說進步是危險的 Of course，there are people who say progress is dangerous.
但是我敢打賭，沒有傻瓜願意 But I'll bet none of those idiots ever had to live
生活在槍林彈雨之中...現在我也不願意 with a chest full of shrapnel. And now...neither will I.
讓我告訴你，那是我多年來睡得最好的一次 Let me tell you，that was the best sleep I'd had in years.
沒事了，沒事了，沒事了 It's ok,it's ok,it's ok.
土豆槍 第2代
你的朋友 機械師
如果我用弓箭或者什麼做武器 So if I were to wrap this up tight with a bow or whatever,
我猜我會說我的戰衣 I guess I'd say my armor,
這從來不是一件讓人分心或愛好的事 it was never a distraction or a hobby,
那是一隻蠶繭 it was a cocoon.
而現在，我變了一個人 And now，I'm a changed man.
你可以拿走我的房子，我所有的小把戲和玩具 You can take away my house，all my tricks and toys.
有一樣東西你永遠拿不走... One thing you can't take away...
我是鋼鐵俠 I am Iron Man.
你知道嗎，謝謝你，順便說一句，謝謝你的聆聽 You know，and thank you，by the way，for listening.
我只是想把它說出來 There's just something about
然後把它放在大氣層裡 getting it off my chest and putting it out there
而不是把它藏在心裡 in the atmosphere instead of holding this in.
我是說，這就是讓人生病的原因，你知道嗎？ I mean，this is what gets people sick，you know?
哇，我都不知道你是個這麼好的傾聽者 Wow，I had no idea you were such a good listener.
能夠與某人分享我 To be able to share all of my intimate thoughts
所有的私密想法和經歷 and my experiences with someone,
它只是減輕了一半的重量，你知道的 it just cuts the weight of it in half，you know.
這就像一條蛇吞下自己的尾巴 It's like a snake swallowing its own tale.
萬物兜了個圈回到原地 Everything comes full circle.
還有...而事實上你已經能夠幫我處理... And...and the fact that you've been able to help me process...
所以，呃...？So，uh...?
你在聽我說嗎? You with me?
我是的，是的 嗯-嗯 我們...呃，我們在，呃... I was，yeah. Mm-hmm. We were...uh，we were at，uh...
你 積極地在打盹嗎？ You actively napping?
我...我是...我...我...我...我在神游 I...I was...I...I...I drifted.
我在哪裡把你弄丟了？ Where did I lose you?
瑞士的電梯中 Elevator in Switzerland.
所以你什麼都沒聽到？ So you heard none of it?
抱歉，我不是那種醫生 I'm sorry，I'm not that kind of doctor.
我不是心理醫生，這不是我的長項 I'm not a therapist，it's not my training.
所以? So?
我沒有... I don't have the...
什麼? 時間? What? The time?
那種好脾氣 Temperament.
你猜怎麼著？現在我想起來了 You know what? Now that I think about it,
哦，天哪，我最初的創傷 在1983年，對吧? oh，God，my original wound. 1983，alright?
對 Yes.
我14歲了，我還有保姆嗎？這太奇怪了 I'm 14 years old，I still have a nanny? That was weird.
後面還有彩蛋 別走開哦!
託尼•史塔克將會回歸